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Started by Vaudeville Vigilante, March 20, 2010, 05:19:33 PM

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Vaudeville Vigilante

March 20, 2010, 05:19:33 PM
I'm not sure where to put this, or if anyone will be interested, but I think it's really cool.

Give someone you never met, a gift they will never forget!  Adopt a clitoris.
http://www.clitoraid.org/

This movement also originates from the Raelians, a strange UFO sex clone cult that's been seemingly trolling Europe for at least a decade.  Their beliefs include: God is a lie, Fapping links you to the cosmos, You should fuck anything with a wet opening as often as possible, and of course money you work hard for, to the order of 10%, is actually theirs.

I suspect there's already a thread about them somewhere here, but this is new to me.

Suu

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March 20, 2010, 05:40:02 PM
As much as I'm against FGM, I don't know how serious that site is.
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Lies

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March 21, 2010, 02:36:34 AM Last Edit: March 21, 2010, 02:38:55 AM by Lysergic
Heh, when I went down to a place in Australia called "Nimbin" ( The stoner "havan" in Australia) I went into a Cafe that had a board for free pamphlets and advertising, they had stickers that had the raelians logo which said "Aliens bring love". I just had to take a couple of them.
Still don't know what I'm going to do with them, but I've got them anyway :D

But yeah... well, I have to admit, having a look at a bit of that site... if what they're saying they're trying to do is true, good on them.

FGM is a terrible thing and should be stopped and any sort of action against it is positive, I think.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

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March 21, 2010, 02:42:45 AM
Also, you gotta give them credit for this...


Caution a little NSFWISH but not really


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- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!
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