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Started by Cain, September 26, 2009, 04:33:44 PM

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Requia ☣

#255
March 13, 2010, 04:39:51 AM
You didn't know?  Yeah he is.  I've been meaning to try and stir up trouple with evangelicals about that, they keep kicking me out before I get the chance though.
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Mangrove

#256
March 14, 2010, 01:02:21 AM
Quote from: LMNO on March 13, 2010, 03:30:35 AM
Whoa, whoa, whoa-- Beck is LDS?

I second this 'whoa'.

What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

the last yatto

#257
March 14, 2010, 09:30:37 AM
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Lord Quantum

#260
March 22, 2010, 02:28:37 PM
Apparently Glenn Beck is now against the census.

http://theweek.com/article/index/201024/Glenn_Beck_vs_the_Census


Quote from: Cain on March 28, 2010, 09:44:45 PM
Fuck it.  I'm going to get ordained as a Catholic priest and start robbing banks and mugging people.  I mean, apparently, you can be excused any crime if you're in with the Big V.

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 28, 2008, 02:09:45 AM

Lets try it on an even simpler level:

1) There is a minimum energy/mass things can have, everything can be measured in a multiple of this minimum.

2) Objects at this size, or close to it, don't have an exact position or velocity, so they look like waves in most experiments.

3) If you try to measure the location, they act more like particles, just to fuck with you, but the velocity gets more uncertain, also just to fuck with you.

Conclusion: God hates physicists.

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Cain

#261
March 22, 2010, 02:44:00 PM
Well naturally.  It's going to put people into Japanese internment camps, even if they're not Japanese.

Doktor Howl

#262
March 22, 2010, 03:26:56 PM
Quote from: Lord Quantum on March 22, 2010, 02:28:37 PM
Apparently Glenn Beck is now against the census.

http://theweek.com/article/index/201024/Glenn_Beck_vs_the_Census




So, Glenn Beck now hates the US Constitution, Jesus Christ, and old people.  He should get in on the racist thing, while it's still relatively near the ground floor.
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Lord Quantum

#263
March 22, 2010, 10:47:16 PM
Actually, he IS the ground floor (that's why you didn't notice). I mean come on, saying that Obama has a "deep-seated hatred of white people" is cutting edge racism. He deflects any suspicion of him by accusing everyone else. Genius.
Quote from: Cain on March 28, 2010, 09:44:45 PM
Fuck it.  I'm going to get ordained as a Catholic priest and start robbing banks and mugging people.  I mean, apparently, you can be excused any crime if you're in with the Big V.

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 28, 2008, 02:09:45 AM

Lets try it on an even simpler level:

1) There is a minimum energy/mass things can have, everything can be measured in a multiple of this minimum.

2) Objects at this size, or close to it, don't have an exact position or velocity, so they look like waves in most experiments.

3) If you try to measure the location, they act more like particles, just to fuck with you, but the velocity gets more uncertain, also just to fuck with you.

Conclusion: God hates physicists.

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Iason Ouabache

#264
March 23, 2010, 12:37:21 AM
Quote from: Lord Quantum on March 22, 2010, 02:28:37 PM
Apparently Glenn Beck is now against the census.

http://theweek.com/article/index/201024/Glenn_Beck_vs_the_Census



Shh.. no one explain to Beck's listeners that not filling out the census form means that they'll end up with less representation in the government. I want to wait until the re-districting is done before we break it to them.
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Lord Quantum

#265
March 23, 2010, 01:19:15 AM
Did you watch the Colbert video underneath the article? There's a representative who's against the census too and Colbert pointed out that in her state, she'd be the first to lose her seat if fewer people sent in the census. She apparently has the district with the lowest population.
Quote from: Cain on March 28, 2010, 09:44:45 PM
Fuck it.  I'm going to get ordained as a Catholic priest and start robbing banks and mugging people.  I mean, apparently, you can be excused any crime if you're in with the Big V.

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 28, 2008, 02:09:45 AM

Lets try it on an even simpler level:

1) There is a minimum energy/mass things can have, everything can be measured in a multiple of this minimum.

2) Objects at this size, or close to it, don't have an exact position or velocity, so they look like waves in most experiments.

3) If you try to measure the location, they act more like particles, just to fuck with you, but the velocity gets more uncertain, also just to fuck with you.

Conclusion: God hates physicists.

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Suu

#266
March 23, 2010, 02:09:56 AM
I don't get it. They do it every 10 years. They do it for a reason, damnit...

I just...I...er...*splodes*
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Z³

#267
March 23, 2010, 02:15:52 AM
I really wonder what the republicans have to gain by fighting the census.

Doktor Howl

#268
March 23, 2010, 02:19:15 AM
Quote from: Z³ on March 23, 2010, 02:15:52 AM
I really wonder what the republicans have to gain by fighting the census.

It's an easy target to vent their rage on.
Molon Lube

Elder Iptuous

#269
March 23, 2010, 03:11:46 AM
Quote from: Z³ on March 23, 2010, 02:15:52 AM
I really wonder what the republicans have to gain by fighting the census.

I don't think that the average republican is against the census....
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