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Started by Cain, March 23, 2010, 05:49:07 PM

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Cain

March 23, 2010, 05:49:07 PM
http://www.conservapedia.com/Poe%27s_law

Yes, that is an article about Poe's Law.  On Conservapedia.  Or, as it is known on RationalWiki, Parodist Practice Site 101.

:asplode:

Doktor Howl

#1
March 23, 2010, 05:53:00 PM
:lulz:

Their thought of the day:

QuoteGeorge Orwell observed, "All issues are political issues ...." Free yourself from the liberal deceit and let the logic of conservative principles into your mind. There is no personal problem that conservative values and logic cannot overcome.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#2
March 23, 2010, 05:55:14 PM Last Edit: March 23, 2010, 05:57:18 PM by Doktor Howl
Also, I just HAD to look THIS up:

http://www.conservapedia.com/Barack_Obama

ETA:  Contrast with this:

http://www.conservapedia.com/Sarah_Palin
Molon Lube

Cain

#3
March 23, 2010, 05:58:29 PM
You gotta love an article that cites Pravda, the Freepers, WND and Michelle Malkin in its first four paragraphs.

Also http://shelleytherepublican.com/ I have no comment on the status of this blog.

Doktor Howl

#4
March 23, 2010, 06:07:22 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 23, 2010, 05:58:29 PM
You gotta love an article that cites Pravda, the Freepers, WND and Michelle Malkin in its first four paragraphs.

Also http://shelleytherepublican.com/ I have no comment on the status of this blog.

Can't see it from this comp.

But this:  http://www.conservapedia.com/Liberal

:lulz:
Molon Lube

Suu

#5
March 23, 2010, 06:12:44 PM Last Edit: March 23, 2010, 06:15:27 PM by Suu
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 23, 2010, 05:55:14 PM
Also, I just HAD to look THIS up:

http://www.conservapedia.com/Barack_Obama

ETA:  Contrast with this:

http://www.conservapedia.com/Sarah_Palin

*cries*

Quotehttp://Palin is a celebrity with a large, enthusiastic base on the right that is ready to work for her in Republican primaries. She has been coy about announcing plans for 2012, but she is well positioned for a presidential run, assuming she can raise the $50+ million required to campaign effectively. Given her personal charisma and Reagan-esque connection with average, conservative Americans, she may be able to pull off a resounding victory.
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the last yatto

#6
March 23, 2010, 08:45:43 PM
just wait until you see Plain/Bush on the ticket for 2012
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Reginald Ret

#7
March 24, 2010, 02:41:46 PM
i got tvtroped by conservapedia.  :cry:
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Lies

#8
March 24, 2010, 11:13:44 PM
Heh, page deleted it seems.
Strange cus it was up last night when I first saw this, and this morning, gone  :lol:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Iason Ouabache

#9
March 26, 2010, 09:41:35 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 24, 2010, 11:13:44 PM
Heh, page deleted it seems.
Strange cus it was up last night when I first saw this, and this morning, gone  :lol:
It's been re-made and re-deleted several times now. I know that I started a version of the article a couple of years ago that got deleted several weeks later after several others piled onto it. Some people just don't know how to have a good time.
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BadBeast

#10
March 30, 2010, 04:40:58 PM
 Also, I just HAD to look THIS up:

http://www.conservapedia.com/Barack_Obama



ETA:  Contrast with this:

http://www.conservapedia.com/Sarah_Palin

"Holding Sarah Palin to just three interviews and microscopically focusing on each interview I think has been a mistake. I think they'd be a lot wiser to let Sarah Palin be Sarah Palin. Let her talk to the media, let her talk to people."

Great decision, just on it's comedy value alone.
:cuntpunch:

 

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Cramulus

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March 30, 2010, 04:48:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 23, 2010, 05:49:07 PM
http://www.conservapedia.com/Poe%27s_law

Yes, that is an article about Poe's Law.  On Conservapedia.  Or, as it is known on RationalWiki, Parodist Practice Site 101.

:asplode:

oop, poe's law went daleeted.  :lulz:

that screencap is great though!
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