ATTN: World

[AFK]

RWHN jr arrived!  (Monday morning at 8:15 am for those keeping score at home)

You HAVE been warned.

There WILL be puns!

[Richter]

Congrats!

[That One Guy]

Woohoo! Congrats RWHN 

[LMNO]

How big is your little RWHN?

[Cain]

Congratulations.  And remember to catch up on your sleep at work, as much as possible, because you won't be getting any at home.

[LMNO]

Woohoo! Congrats RWHN 

TOG?  Long time no see!

[Cramulus]

awesome, Rev! Big fuzzy con graduations to you and the misses and the new Big Sister.  

[East Coast Hustle]

Awesome. Congratulations RWHN!

[AFK]

How big is your little RWHN?

7 pounds 9 ounces.

The delivery was pure hell.  Wife was scheduled to be induced Monday morning, she started having contractions sunday night so we went in.  The doc broke her water, she started pushing, the baby's heartrate started going down so like a bat out of hell they wheeled her to the OR, knockerd her out, and did a c-section delivery.  We later learned the cord was wrapped around RWHNjr's neck.  TWICE.  In other words.  D/N/T RWHNjr.  Nature tried to kill him but failed!

[Mangrove]

I welcome our new punning overlord 

Congrats to RWHN & WHN family!

[Jasper]

How big is your little RWHN?

7 pounds 9 ounces.

The delivery was pure hell.  Wife was scheduled to be induced Monday morning, she started having contractions sunday night so we went in.  The doc broke her water, she started pushing, the baby's heartrate started going down so like a bat out of hell they wheeled her to the OR, knockerd her out, and did a c-section delivery.  We later learned the cord was wrapped around RWHNjr's neck.  TWICE.  In other words.  D/N/T RWHNjr.  Nature tried to kill him but failed!

I hear that's how I was born too.  Congratulations on the kid!

[AFK]

Also, he fills a diaper like no other.  And he does it with a smile!  You know he's trouble. 

[AFK]

Congratulations.  And remember to catch up on your sleep at work, as much as possible, because you won't be getting any at home.

What is this sleep you speak of?  Actually, so far the little guy has been pretty easy on us.  It's the fucking nurses coming in every 2 hours to check on my wife and son that keeps us awake.  But they're just doing their job of course, and I have to say the staff at the hospital are fantastic.  Scare aside, it's been a pretty good experience. 

[Cramulus]

so I take it you guys haven't picked a name yet.

And how is LWHN handling all this excitement?

[Juana]

Congratulations!