Unlimited "Glenn Beck is a nutter" thread

[LMNO]

I forgot to mention that in my mind, you were involved, and the trifle, well... let's just say that we all learned a little more about human anatomy.

[the last yatto]

"No, the California hippie, Marxist, communist, socialist progressives with flowers in the barrels of guns, sitting around smoking dope and talking about how they can destroy the evil American empire — they are the ones who have declared themselves king. So, I'm thankful because there is a long war ahead and America can now clearly see what they are up against."

- Glenn Beck, blubbering after the healthcare bill was passed.

Does this make sense to ANYONE?!

sadly yes; its a RED SCARE attempt
Muslims arent PC to make fun of anymore
so hes switching to Hippies

[Requia ☣]

It's actually quite an interesting topic. Modern Dems are original Republicans.

Modern Dems want to keep women from voting?

This is news to me.

[LMNO]

Incidentally, Comedy Central replayed the Jon Stewart as Glenn Beck parody last night.  I almost shat myself laughing.

[Cain]

Yeah, I saw that one over here a couple of days ago.  The chalk board was entirely awesome.

[LMNO]

"Why didn't they use a 'Y' to spell 'Arians'?... BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONE QUESTION THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO ASK."

[Cain]

So, watching Glenn Beck right now....does he normally perform his shows while high?

[Suu]

It's actually quite an interesting topic. Modern Dems are original Republicans.

Modern Dems want to keep women from voting?

This is news to me.

I'm talking 75-100 years before suffrage when the idea of women voting was out of the question for both parties.

Also: Shut up.

[Suu]

So, watching Glenn Beck right now....does he normally perform his shows while high?

No, he's always like that.

[Cain]

OH GOD HE'S GOT THE CHALKBOARD OUT!

[Suu]

AVERT YOUR EYES!

[LMNO]

IF IT'S SCRAWLED IN CHALK, IT MUST BE TRUE!

[Cain]

Saul Alinsky-ites?

Also, I like the way he makes up personal stories which no-one can verify and prove nothing.  OH MY GOD HE JUST TOLD ME MICHAEL MOORE IS FAT.  HA HA.  YOU SEE, ITS FUNNY, BECAUSE MICHAEL MOORE IS REALLY FAT.  FAT, HA HA.

[Cain]

I love how not 10 minutes after claiming progressive Democrats in government sit around smoking pot and plotting to destroy America, he went on a crazy rant about how people say he "makes stuff up".

[Doktor Howl]

I love how not 10 minutes after claiming progressive Democrats in government sit around smoking pot and plotting to destroy America, he went on a crazy rant about how people say he "makes stuff up".

I call troll.  He can't be serious.