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Started by Cain, September 26, 2009, 04:33:44 PM

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Cain

#330
March 25, 2010, 03:22:14 PM
He just repeated it again.  Also everything is free in Europe, and we should go back to the early 19th century wagon lifestyle, because weak people should apparently just get eaten by wolves.

Doktor Howl

#331
March 25, 2010, 03:26:35 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 25, 2010, 03:22:14 PM
He just repeated it again.  Also everything is free in Europe, and we should go back to the early 19th century wagon lifestyle, because weak people should apparently just get eaten by wolves.

How long do you suppose he'd last?
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Cain

#332
March 25, 2010, 03:29:46 PM
GLENN BECK MADE HIS ENTIRE CAREER, BY HIMSELF. IN A CAVE.  FROM SCRAPS!

Also parents need to hit their kids in the face with a ball sometimes and not let them know they love them.

Suu

#333
March 25, 2010, 03:30:40 PM
 :lulz:
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Mangrove

#334
March 25, 2010, 05:07:18 PM
I saw the Daily Show parody yesterday. Have to say that, while it was certainly amusing in places, I wasn't laughing too much. It was getting into that territory that Bill Hicks was in towards the end of his life where you know what he's saying is funny yet, at the same time, you just feel weird when you realize how serious the problem is. In this case, it's the fact that someone, somewhere is taking Beck seriously even if he's (Beck) a troll.

There was a great clip of Beck, I think of Mar 10th where he said 'I am not a journalist'. And to me, that's a huge fucking problem - when you have a show on an <ahem, cough> NEWS CHANNEL, you'd think being a journalist would've been an entry requirement.

Beck used to be (and basically, still is) one of those wearisome radio DJs who want to convince you how freaking 'zany' they are. He's a Conservative Pinealist and if he was on this forum, there would be mammoth hate shitting threads extending over 50+ pages.

Incidentally, I donated $1 to the 'get Rush a ticket' website and suggested that if Rush won't go, then see if Glenn will move to Costa Rica instead.
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Juana

#335
March 25, 2010, 07:55:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 25, 2010, 02:58:58 PM
So, watching Glenn Beck right now....does he normally perform his shows while high?
He used to be a drug addict, so I wouldn't be surprised.  :lol:

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 25, 2010, 03:26:35 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 25, 2010, 03:22:14 PM
He just repeated it again.  Also everything is free in Europe, and we should go back to the early 19th century wagon lifestyle, because weak people should apparently just get eaten by wolves.

How long do you suppose he'd last?
He's apparently an expert hunter. I don't believe it.
I actually wrote a story on this. I think I shall expand it and possibly post it in Bring and Brag.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Requia ☣

#336
March 25, 2010, 10:27:42 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 25, 2010, 02:59:27 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 25, 2010, 08:40:31 AM
Quote from: Suu on March 23, 2010, 03:59:41 PM
It's actually quite an interesting topic. Modern Dems are original Republicans.

Modern Dems want to keep women from voting?

This is news to me.

I'm talking 75-100 years before suffrage when the idea of women voting was out of the question for both parties.

Also: Shut up.


Really?  I wasn't aware the republican party was around in 1769.

Just cause you east coast spags dragged your heels about it doesn't mean the rest of the country was opposed.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Iason Ouabache

#337
March 26, 2010, 06:19:21 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on March 25, 2010, 05:07:18 PM

Beck used to be (and basically, still is) one of those wearisome radio DJs who want to convince you how freaking 'zany' they are. He's a Conservative Pinealist and if he was on this forum, there would be mammoth hate shitting threads extending over 50+ pages.
OMG, that would be awesome. Now, how the hell do we manage to lure conservatards to our forum? Anyone? Anyone?
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#338
March 26, 2010, 11:19:49 AM
I've tried.  The Political Crossfire forums are loaded with them.  I managed to get BabylonHoruv over here, but none of the rabid conservatards.  They seem quite happy wher they are under the protection of the mods. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Lord Quantum

#339
March 26, 2010, 12:24:49 PM
It probably wouldn't work but you could always call 'em out Old West style and say that they just don't have the guts to come over here. Then call 'em "yella". But yeah, I think embarrassment would be the only thing that would work. They won't come here out of sheer curiosity.
Quote from: Cain on March 28, 2010, 09:44:45 PM
Fuck it.  I'm going to get ordained as a Catholic priest and start robbing banks and mugging people.  I mean, apparently, you can be excused any crime if you're in with the Big V.

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 28, 2008, 02:09:45 AM

Lets try it on an even simpler level:

1) There is a minimum energy/mass things can have, everything can be measured in a multiple of this minimum.

2) Objects at this size, or close to it, don't have an exact position or velocity, so they look like waves in most experiments.

3) If you try to measure the location, they act more like particles, just to fuck with you, but the velocity gets more uncertain, also just to fuck with you.

Conclusion: God hates physicists.

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Doktor Howl

#340
March 26, 2010, 04:19:38 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 26, 2010, 11:19:49 AM
I've tried.  The Political Crossfire forums are loaded with them. 

I was a founding member on that board.  Banned for being - no shit - "dangerously liberal".

Went back about a month ago.  Warned twice in one night for disagreeing with a mod's position, left in disgust.  Will nuke later.
Molon Lube

Juana

#341
March 26, 2010, 09:28:24 PM
Been trying to lure my conservatard students here. So far none of them have risen to my bait. :( But I'm going to try with some others I know.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Lord Quantum

#342
March 27, 2010, 02:04:15 PM
Are you a professor?
Quote from: Cain on March 28, 2010, 09:44:45 PM
Fuck it.  I'm going to get ordained as a Catholic priest and start robbing banks and mugging people.  I mean, apparently, you can be excused any crime if you're in with the Big V.

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 28, 2008, 02:09:45 AM

Lets try it on an even simpler level:

1) There is a minimum energy/mass things can have, everything can be measured in a multiple of this minimum.

2) Objects at this size, or close to it, don't have an exact position or velocity, so they look like waves in most experiments.

3) If you try to measure the location, they act more like particles, just to fuck with you, but the velocity gets more uncertain, also just to fuck with you.

Conclusion: God hates physicists.

GASMs - PosterGASM (Calvinball edition), AbbyGASM

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Juana

#343
March 28, 2010, 03:56:30 AM
Me? No. A debate coach at a high school with a fuck ton of conservatives/glibertarians. And god, they ALL JOIN THE TEAM.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Lord Quantum

#344
March 29, 2010, 12:31:23 AM
Well of course they did! What club did you expect them to join, the Chess team?
Quote from: Cain on March 28, 2010, 09:44:45 PM
Fuck it.  I'm going to get ordained as a Catholic priest and start robbing banks and mugging people.  I mean, apparently, you can be excused any crime if you're in with the Big V.

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 28, 2008, 02:09:45 AM

Lets try it on an even simpler level:

1) There is a minimum energy/mass things can have, everything can be measured in a multiple of this minimum.

2) Objects at this size, or close to it, don't have an exact position or velocity, so they look like waves in most experiments.

3) If you try to measure the location, they act more like particles, just to fuck with you, but the velocity gets more uncertain, also just to fuck with you.

Conclusion: God hates physicists.

GASMs - PosterGASM (Calvinball edition), AbbyGASM

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