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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by AFK, March 30, 2010, 03:09:22 AM

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AFK

March 30, 2010, 03:09:22 AM
 :news:

Ricky Martin is gay.

In other news, being immersed in water creates a damp sensation.  The rest of the story at 11!

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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#1
March 30, 2010, 03:32:42 AM
ZOMG!!!!
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Jenne

#2
March 30, 2010, 03:35:16 AM

President Television

#4
March 30, 2010, 04:01:03 AM
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Richter

#5
March 30, 2010, 04:09:03 AM
Huh.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Nast

#6
March 30, 2010, 04:20:21 AM
Not breaking news, even my dog knew.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

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#7
March 30, 2010, 04:21:15 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 30, 2010, 04:20:21 AM
Not breaking news, even my dog knew.

Yeah, but that's different.

Aren't you and your dog gay?
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NotPublished

#8
March 30, 2010, 04:36:15 AM
Then how come I didn't know  :x
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Nast

#9
March 30, 2010, 04:40:56 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on March 30, 2010, 04:21:15 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 30, 2010, 04:20:21 AM
Not breaking news, even my dog knew.

Yeah, but that's different.

Aren't you and your dog gay?

Yes, we've been trying to encourage him to come out of the kennel for years now.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Iason Ouabache

#10
March 30, 2010, 05:53:34 AM
First James Randi, then Ricky Martin. What is this world coming to?
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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NotPublished

#11
March 30, 2010, 07:34:53 AM
Population control  :lulz:
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.
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