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I penned the suckiest movie ever - sorry! By J.D. SHAPIRO

Started by Telarus, March 30, 2010, 07:16:25 AM

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Telarus

March 30, 2010, 07:16:25 AM
'Battlefield Earth' writer J.D. Shapiro (Men in Tights, etc, etc) tell us why his penis lead him to collaborate with Scientologists. Great read for his humor and insights into working with the Scientologists.

http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/movies/penned_the_suckiest_movie_ever_sorry_MdXedZpTMWJmfpw80Xc7aO/0
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March 30, 2010, 08:52:52 PM
A few days after this article was released, JD Shapiro was found dead in his home from an apparent "suicide".
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Telarus

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March 30, 2010, 09:59:17 PM
wtf, really? link?
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March 30, 2010, 10:05:52 PM
I can not find anything to substantiate that claim, so I'm guessing/hoping Suu is being jocular.

Funny article though.

President Television

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March 30, 2010, 10:16:58 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 30, 2010, 08:52:52 PM
A few days after this article was released, JD Shapiro was found dead in his home from an apparent "suicide".

Apparent? This is Battlefield Earth we're talking about.
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Telarus

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March 30, 2010, 10:24:43 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 30, 2010, 10:05:52 PM
I can not find anything to substantiate that claim, so I'm guessing/hoping Suu is being jocular.

Funny article though.

:lol:
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Suu

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March 30, 2010, 11:14:28 PM
Yes. It's a joke.
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March 31, 2010, 12:00:27 AM
Quote from: Telarus on March 30, 2010, 09:59:17 PM
wtf, really? link?

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#8
March 31, 2010, 01:09:15 AM
I'm sure it was a sucky movie, but he needs to take it easy on himself.  Unless he is also responsible for Waterworld, Gigli, and Blankman. 
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March 31, 2010, 01:16:58 AM
"You're supposed to reach an 'End Point.' I never did, but I was bored so I told them I had a vision of L. Ron. They said, 'What did he say?' 'Pull my finger,' was my response. They said I was done."

:lulz:

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March 31, 2010, 06:09:35 AM
Quote from: Telarus on March 30, 2010, 10:24:43 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 30, 2010, 10:05:52 PM
I can not find anything to substantiate that claim, so I'm guessing/hoping Suu is being jocular.

Funny article though.

:lol:

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