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Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, March 29, 2010, 05:42:24 AM

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Triple Zero

#15
March 31, 2010, 06:41:39 AM
Why not Muhammed?
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Iason Ouabache

#16
April 01, 2010, 05:15:20 AM
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Shibboleet The Annihilator

#17
April 01, 2010, 08:52:00 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 31, 2010, 06:41:39 AM
Why not Muhammed?

Odds are, that is my name if I'm a guy.

Cain

#18
April 01, 2010, 09:06:27 PM
Ten Ton Muhammed?

Too bad you can't draw that, it'd be an awesome premise for a comic superhero.

BADGE OF HONOR

#19
April 01, 2010, 09:18:06 PM
Yeah well I was there while it was going on.   
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The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#20
April 01, 2010, 10:29:06 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 01, 2010, 09:06:27 PM
Ten Ton Muhammed?

Too bad you can't draw that, it'd be an awesome premise for a comic superhero.

Let's get 000 to draw it, he's Dutch isn't he?

Cramulus

#21
April 02, 2010, 04:42:45 AM
not only is he dutch, he's a motherfucker

Freeky

#22
April 02, 2010, 06:01:46 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 01, 2010, 08:52:00 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 31, 2010, 06:41:39 AM
Why not Muhammed?

Odds are, that is my name if I'm a guy.

Too bad you're a small girl-child who works for the FBI. Muhammed is a neat name.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#23
April 03, 2010, 02:24:02 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 02, 2010, 06:01:46 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 01, 2010, 08:52:00 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 31, 2010, 06:41:39 AM
Why not Muhammed?

Odds are, that is my name if I'm a guy.

Too bad you're a small girl-child who works for the FBI. Muhammed is a neat name.

The FBI said when I grow up I can be a Muhammad if I want.

Freeky

#24
April 03, 2010, 07:59:29 PM
But wouldn't you be a terrorist then?

Or  :?

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#25
April 07, 2010, 07:12:07 PM
They said I could move to Afghanistan and become an informant for the CIA. Also, they gave me cookies after I broke a case involving some crazy mid-western militia guys.

Cain

#26
April 07, 2010, 07:57:05 PM
Those were the guys who named themselves after military jeeps, right?  The Humvees.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#27
April 07, 2010, 10:08:41 PM
Yep. I think their mandate had something to do with sodomizing chickens...
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