Attn: Fred aka Fredamir aka NoodleFred etc

[Mangrove]

Fred,

Please give up knitting. If you don't knit, then please do not take up this particular textile activity.

I woke up at 4:35am this morning out of a dream in which:

a) You died
b) Cause of death: Knitting
c) I was charged with arranging your burial (I wasn't that good at it either)
d) Had to explain that though you were called Fred, you were in fact, female.

If you died from knitting, I'd blame myself. STOP FUCKING KNITTING IF YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR NEXT BIRTHDAY!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

[Jenne]

O dear.    It's been a coupla months since I dreamed about this place.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

i DO knit. Payne even has one of my products 

i will take your warning under advisement, but i REALLY like scarves...

[Mangrove]

i DO knit. Payne even has one of my products 

i will take your warning under advisement, but i REALLY like scarves...

Dammit Fred, those scarves aren't worth your life!!

I'm begging you, find some other hobby!!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

You should take up weaving.

[Chairman Risus]

Take up kite/lightning conductivity experiments.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

IF I DIE KNITTING AT LEAST I DIE DOING SOMETHING THAT I LOV...UHHH....DO TO PASS THE TIME WHEN IM REALLY BORED 

[Mangrove]

IF I DIE KNITTING AT LEAST I DIE DOING SOMETHING THAT I LOV...UHHH....DO TO PASS THE TIME WHEN IM REALLY BORED 

Then find someone else (ie: anyone who isn't me) to arrange your funeral. I'm not carrying your casket in my subconscious again 

[Iason Ouabache]

Out of curiosity, did she die by having a knitting needle shoved into her eye or was it something less horrific?

[Mangrove]

Out of curiosity, did she die by having a knitting needle shoved into her eye or was it something less horrific?

Don't know to tell the truth. The cause of death was simply 'knitting'. That was all the information I was privy to.

[Payne]

May I say that I once had a dream where I was running around with BDS, and then I shot the Dok in the stomach when he surprised by looking over a wall over our heads. Then I shot him in the head to "Help Him", as I told Dream BDS.

[Jasper]

ITT I make sense of this.

IF I DIE KNITTING AT LEAST I DIE DOING SOMETHING THAT I LOV...UHHH....DO TO PASS THE TIME WHEN IM REALLY BORED 

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/curious/201003/science-shows-you-can-die-boredom-literally

[AFK]

Out of curiosity, did she die by having a knitting needle shoved into her eye or was it something less horrific?

Don't know to tell the truth. The cause of death was simply 'knitting'. That was all the information I was privy to.

I'd be afrayed to know too.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

HOW DARE YOU PUN ABOUT MY DEMISE