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The Obligatory Happy April Fools' Day Thread

Started by Lord Quantum, April 01, 2010, 01:21:31 PM

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Lord Quantum

April 01, 2010, 01:21:31 PM
So how art thou planning to celebrate this most joyous occasion?
Quote from: Cain on March 28, 2010, 09:44:45 PM
Fuck it.  I'm going to get ordained as a Catholic priest and start robbing banks and mugging people.  I mean, apparently, you can be excused any crime if you're in with the Big V.

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 28, 2008, 02:09:45 AM

Lets try it on an even simpler level:

1) There is a minimum energy/mass things can have, everything can be measured in a multiple of this minimum.

2) Objects at this size, or close to it, don't have an exact position or velocity, so they look like waves in most experiments.

3) If you try to measure the location, they act more like particles, just to fuck with you, but the velocity gets more uncertain, also just to fuck with you.

Conclusion: God hates physicists.

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LMNO

#1
April 01, 2010, 01:48:04 PM
I'm at work, wishing I was asleep.


Speaking of 4/1/10, check out what XKCD did to their page.  Mildly amusing.

Cain

#2
April 01, 2010, 02:50:50 PM
Not doing anything.  Today is a day of rest.

Muir

#3
April 01, 2010, 03:09:08 PM
I'm going through online April Fools Day jokes.  So far, XKCD is amusing (try typing "cat"),Youtube is cool (TEXTp, hehe)  and hxxp://arstechnica.com/staff/nate/2010/04/tentacular-tentacular.ars?  is a good time waster :D
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Iason Ouabache

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April 01, 2010, 04:18:09 PM Last Edit: April 02, 2010, 12:34:08 AM by Iason Ouabache
So far I've gotten 8 people to wish me happy birthday on Facebook (including 1 fictional character). Yes, I am very immature but I gotta get my laffs somehow.
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Iason Ouabache

#5
April 01, 2010, 05:20:48 PM
And Woot! has a fun Choose-Your-Own-Adventure thing going.
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hooplala

#6
April 01, 2010, 05:40:44 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 01, 2010, 04:18:09 PM
So far I've gotten 8 people to wish me happy birthday on Facebook (including 1 fictional character). Plus I'm passing around a George Hrab sex tape on Twitter. Yes, I am very immature but I gotta get my laffs somehow.

Which fictional character?  I'm hoping its God.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
April 01, 2010, 05:52:32 PM
The only thing I'm doing is having a date with a guy who dresses like a girl.
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Iason Ouabache

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April 01, 2010, 06:16:03 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 01, 2010, 05:40:44 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 01, 2010, 04:18:09 PM
So far I've gotten 8 people to wish me happy birthday on Facebook (including 1 fictional character). Plus I'm passing around a George Hrab sex tape on Twitter. Yes, I am very immature but I gotta get my laffs somehow.

Which fictional character?  I'm hoping its God.
Sadly, no. The fictional birthday wish was from one Carlton "Lassie" Lassiter from the dramedy Psych.
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Freeky

#9
April 01, 2010, 07:28:14 PM
I'm going to go take a test to try and get a job. :D

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#10
April 01, 2010, 08:29:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 01, 2010, 01:48:04 PM
I'm at work, wishing I was asleep.


Speaking of 4/1/10, check out what XKCD did to their page.  Mildly amusing.

Heh, "sudo make me a sandwich".

The Wizard

#11
April 01, 2010, 09:20:20 PM
Had a track meet. Going to rest now. Got second in all my events.
Insanity we trust.

AFK

#12
April 02, 2010, 03:03:38 AM
Work, pay the mortgage, feed the baby, change the crap-filled diaper.  Actually, the boy played an April Fool's trick.  He turned his crap yellow.  It was a hoot!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#13
April 02, 2010, 03:13:18 AM
I ate breakfast, went to work, did work stuff, had lunch, went for a walk, did more work stuff, got a bunch of personal stuff out of the way, brushed my teeth and posted this. Now I'm going to bed early because fuck April 1st: It's the only day where pranks aren't funny.

ThatGreenGentleman

#14
April 02, 2010, 04:50:17 AM
was gonna put some super glue on people I hate's chairs, but I couldn't find any super glue, and I didn't have enough moneys to buy some.  :sad:
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