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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Jasper, April 01, 2010, 02:46:17 AM

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Vaudeville Vigilante

#15
April 02, 2010, 07:46:51 PM
That pizza looks beautiful!

I end up usually buying the premade dough at the grocery store... a good recipe is hard to find.

Pariah

#16
April 02, 2010, 10:09:59 PM
I'd tap that.

With my mouth.
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BADGE OF HONOR

#17
April 02, 2010, 10:15:00 PM
Hell I'd put my dick on it, hot from the oven.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
April 02, 2010, 10:29:08 PM
That reminds me that for some reason my date kept talking about wanting to stick his dick in Babybel cheeses last night.
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Jasper

#19
April 26, 2010, 05:16:09 AM
Wh-what?

Requia ☣

#20
May 13, 2010, 09:30:20 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 02, 2010, 10:29:08 PM
That reminds me that for some reason my date kept talking about wanting to stick his dick in Babybel cheeses last night.

For the sensation, or to flavor it?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.
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