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Shibboleet The Annihilator


Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Iason Ouabache

Excuse me, but Danville, IL is NOT a major metropolitan area.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 02, 2010, 05:15:38 AM
Excuse me, but Danville, IL is NOT a major metropolitan area.

Danville's a fucking hole.
Molon Lube

Eater of Clowns

With NB being placed so close to Flint, MI and recent talk of harpoons around here, I want to make a Roger & Me parody wherein I try to ask the legislature why they outlawed whaling, thus crushing my city's economy.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Durivan

I'm not sure how they count Hickory, NC as a major metropolitan area either.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

I'm not sure how they count anything in West Virginia as a metropolitan area.

Jenne

Yup, that's our California alright.  :|  Fuck yuo, Schwarzenegger.  Rotten piece of shit Governator.

Cain

El Centro was also the setting for a strange ARG by Discordian trickster Joseph Matheny.  Coincidence?  I think not.

Jenne


East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Jenne on April 02, 2010, 03:41:56 PM
Yup, that's our California alright.  :|  Fuck yuo, Schwarzenegger.  Rotten piece of shit Governator.

In all fairness, most of the economic problems California is confronting are not of his making, he's just doing a terrible job trying to fix them.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Jenne

Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 02, 2010, 04:20:56 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 02, 2010, 03:41:56 PM
Yup, that's our California alright.  :|  Fuck yuo, Schwarzenegger.  Rotten piece of shit Governator.

In all fairness, most of the economic problems California is confronting are not of his making, he's just doing a terrible job trying to fix them.

Chicken-egg for the CAn economy, really.  He campaigned on some platforms and made multiple promises he was too fucking weak to work against the GOP establishment to actuate.

So yeah, I'll still blame the fucker, thanks.

East Coast Hustle

so, like I said. He's not to blame for causing the problems, he's just been disastrous at fixing them.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

Also, all of the CA cities except for San Bernardino, Santa Cruz, and Redding have one major thing in common aside from their unemployment rates, and that is an undiversified economy based on a single industry that is highly susceptible to market conditions. Combine that with the resulting housing bubble and this was a statistic that has been a long time in the making.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

All of that aside, the only place on that chart that is ACTUALLY a major metropolitan area is Detroit. The rest are either under a million people in population or peripheral parts of a larger megalopolis.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"