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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 04, 2010, 07:57:00 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

April 04, 2010, 07:57:00 PM
The answer to everything in the whole world:

http://www.pedisedate.com/Home.html

QuotePediSedate is a medical device consisting of a colorful, toy-like headset that connects to a game component such as the  Nintendo Game Boy system or a portable CD player. Once the child places it on his or her head and swings the snorkel down from its resting place atop the head, PediSedate transparently monitors respiratory function and distributes nitrous oxide, an anesthetic gas. The child comfortably becomes sedated while playing with a Nintendo Game Boy system or listening to music.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Remington

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April 04, 2010, 08:06:15 PM
For a second there I missed the part where it was being used for dental/medical visits, and my faith in humanity dropped to zero.
Is it plugged in?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
April 04, 2010, 08:15:29 PM
I know. It actually sounds like a useful tool when I read the whole site, but damn.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Remington

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April 04, 2010, 08:17:09 PM Last Edit: April 04, 2010, 08:19:21 PM by Remington
The picture of the high-as-a-fucking-kite 8 yearold on the front page probably doesn't help.



Everything is spinning, mommy
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Is it plugged in?

East Coast Hustle

#4
April 04, 2010, 08:43:01 PM
I want one.

ECH,
doesn't have kids
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#5
April 06, 2010, 12:08:48 AM
You just know a significant amount of people will use this to keep their kids quiet.
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April 06, 2010, 12:10:20 AM
didn't this already come up last year?
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