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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by -Kel-, April 06, 2010, 05:40:58 AM

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Pope Pixie Pickle

#15
April 07, 2010, 12:40:06 AM
THIS!

BADGE OF HONOR

#16
April 07, 2010, 02:57:19 AM
Apparently it's a "safety issue".  Nobody is allowed to listen to mp3 players cause they might get run over by a forklift or something...and yet there are hundreds of 8x12 shelves that aren't bolted to the floor which could fall over and crush anyone unfortunate enough to get caught near them.

Safety first!
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Triple Zero

#17
April 07, 2010, 10:30:16 AM
Wear a helmet!

... with built-in speakers 8)

I mean you are concerned about your safety, right? And well, the only available helmet in the right colour happened to have speakers embedded ...
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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