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SR-71: The Most Badass Jet Ever

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, April 08, 2010, 01:52:24 AM

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Jasper

The thought of what I would do to ride in one of those scares me.

Remington

"Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death I Shall Fear No Evil; For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing."
-(Sign over the entrance to the SR-71 operating location Kadena, Japan)
Is it plugged in?

Chairman Risus


PeregrineBF

My grandfather worked air traffic control in New York (forget which base, and he's dead now, so paraphrasing.)

SR-71 Pilot (before SR-71 was common knowledge, even within the USAF): Crossing over Newfoundland, approaching you.
ATC guy handling it: Roger, why are you telling me if you're that far out?
SR-71 pilot: because we'll be landing in 30 minutes.
ATC guy: WTFO

Some things go rather fast.

Shibboleet The Annihilator