Fucking magnets, how do they work?

[Freeky]

Either that song is them feigning stupidity about stuff, or they're trying to say that life shouldn't be totally srsly srs.

Either way, I lol'd.

[Requia ☣]

Some good points from the comment section:

Did anyone else notice the irony that the only reason we can hear this asshole wondering how magnets work is that some scientists figured out how magnetism and electricity work? In the recording studio, the dumbass probably literally spoke these words to a magnet.

    Scientists took "fucking magnets" and converted music "just there in the air" into something "15,000 juggalos together" can hear. Scientists mastering electromagnetism were responsible for every technology that preserved his comments and transmitted them across space and time directly into my ears. If anyone should be getting pissed at those fuckers, it's me!

You don't need to know how magnets work to make microphones and speakers out of them, just how they act.  In fact, I'm pretty sure that recording technology predates actually understanding how magnets work.

[Bruno]

I'm pretty sure this thread predates actually understanding how magnets work.

[NWC]

I watched this this morning and read the dialog in the article, which I found very funny.

Also, I only slept three hours last night, spent all day walking around brussels, and now that I'm exhausted that dialog was one of the funniest things I've ever read. There were tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

[rong]

i don't even know how gravity works.

[Epimetheus]

And everything chillin underwater? Please!

edit: omg this whole video is hilarious i didn't even realize

[NWC]

extraordinarily relevant: http://www.cracked.com/blog/learn-your-motherfuckin-science-with-the-icp

[Iason Ouabache]

LOL, pwned!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xfmCRFxIJw

[Doktor Howl]

Magnets work because Pix has willed it so.

Do never test.

[Jasper]

i don't even know how gravity works.

Nobody does. 

[Doktor Howl]

i don't even know how gravity works.

Nobody does. 

I do.

[Jasper]

i don't even know how gravity works.

Nobody does. 

I do.

Well there's gravitons, but those are only theorized to exist.  There's no proof.

[Doktor Howl]

i don't even know how gravity works.

Nobody does. 

I do.

Well there's gravitons, but those are only theorized to exist.  There's no proof.

Shows what you know.

I have one nailed to the garage wall.

Dok,
Knew those Craftsman miniature tools would come in handy.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling
And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
(Are you a believer in miracles)
Magic everywhere in this bitch
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
it's all around you, you don't even know it
(Are you a believer in miracles) Shit's crazy
(Do you notice and recognize miracles,
So many miracles, the magic miracles)

We finally have the answer for these and many other questions.