I'm going to Hell for sure (Are you?)

[East Coast Hustle]

Wait, so the OP wasn't intended as a comedic piece?

Because I thought it was pretty funny.

[hooplala]

I assumed it was... I haven't read anything else by this guy, so I read it for what it was.  Made me laugh.

[Thurnez Isa]

writing and creativity is not his problem... it's kind of sad really

[East Coast Hustle]

Agreed. I read this before I read anything else he'd posted here or found his blog. In retrospect, this is MUCH funnier than it was at first.

[Number_6]

  When paranoia prevents laughter, you really need to start asking questions.

Of course it was comedic by intention.

[East Coast Hustle]

We're not laughing WITH you.

[AFK]

When paranoia prevents laughter, you really need to start asking questions.

Of course it was comedic by intention.

Naw, you probably just need some Zoloft. 

[hooplala]

Agreed. I read this before I read anything else he'd posted here or found his blog. In retrospect, this is MUCH funnier than it was at first.

Same, and agreed.

[Doktor Howl]

Agreed. I read this before I read anything else he'd posted here or found his blog. In retrospect, this is MUCH funnier than it was at first.

Same, and agreed.

Yep.

Of course, this is because we're a "collective", not because he's an asshole.