f: fucking aliens

[Horab Fibslager]

well  iv'e decided to start my own alien sex cult. i will gain devoted followers by offerign free trips to my remote ranch where i will explain the message of interspecies lvoe the aliens have sent me. i will then invite the the hottest new cultists to special sessions with the aliens, whoa re keen to reporduce mong humanity, creating a new super hybrid of superinteligent bio-calculators, with which to dominte the universe through the rapid collapse of massive polynomials. to learn more about how you too can have a chance to have sex with the aliens and help the enlargment of our kromulent diharmonic map trinomials co-axised through the jugular hyperbolear sectorss, send all you assets to us!

[sakredchao]

do they have space STDs?

do i get to go to another planet in the spaceship?

can i fly in the kind that looks like the 5 fingered hand of eris??

kim

[Horab Fibslager]

1: censored to protect you from the terribel secret of space

2: faithful alien lovers get to take a ride on the space ship after drinking the space punch

3: only if you call teh alien "daddy".

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

I dunno man, greys just aren't my type...

[Horab Fibslager]

I dunno man, greys just aren't my type...

we got all kinds.

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

do you have any aliens from the planet Lesbi?

[Horab Fibslager]

yes. btu only for hot lesbian true believers.

[sakredchao]

are there any aliens that only live in a hydrogen atmosphere?

i want to bree with one of them and make a super creature that can complain in either an oxygen or hydrogen based atmosphere

kim

[Schweinepriester G.]

are there any aliens that only live in a hydrogen atmosphere?

i want to bree with one of them and make a super creature that can complain in either an oxygen or hydrogen based atmosphere

kim

But be sure to mix the genes the right way or you might get a child that is both killed by oxygen and hydrogen..

[sakredchao]

oh crap!  you're right.  better get some mercenary geneticists to play god.

kim

[Malaul]

Ill be happy to be a Interspecies Human/Cat shapeshifter....

Will I get to wear funky costumes and what not?

[Horab Fibslager]

costumes? THERE'S NO COSTUMES!

whoever told you the aliens are just me dressed up in a rubber suit is a bltant liar and probaly a member of the kgb, who have been plotting against me for years...


er...

[Xoder]

But Aliens came and Fucked the Monkey

They fucked the monkey.