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On contentment, and questionable food

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 18, 2010, 06:58:52 PM

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Richter

#15
April 19, 2010, 02:53:56 PM
 :lulz:

I can't eat that on weekdays anymore.  Last time I did I accidentally a train bathroom. 
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Doktor Howl

#16
April 19, 2010, 03:06:25 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 19, 2010, 02:53:56 PM
:lulz:

I can't eat that on weekdays anymore.  Last time I did I accidentally a train bathroom. 

Ima accidentally my boss' bathroom.    :)
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
April 20, 2010, 04:15:43 AM
Right now I have one Swanson chicken fried steak

two kinds of illegal benzos from India, which may or may not actually be what they're labeled

and one glass of whiskey. Wish I had more. Hopefully these things in combination will be sleep very soon.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
April 20, 2010, 04:17:04 AM
Swanson dinners are fucking horrific, BTW, horrific. I cannot imagine how people have come to enjoy these disgusting travesties of meals.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#19
April 20, 2010, 04:19:39 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on April 20, 2010, 04:17:04 AM
Swanson dinners are fucking horrific, BTW, horrific. I cannot imagine how people have come to enjoy these disgusting travesties of meals.

They don't enjoy them.

They eat them, but enjoyment is strictly limited to their memory of the commercials for those frozen lops of congealed fat, in which happy people enjoy wholesome meals cooked (in the foil) by a loving, attractive mother/wife in an apron.

The reality, as always, is a little less rosy.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#20
April 20, 2010, 04:22:58 AM
They're beyond disgusting. Sometimes I eat nasty bar foods, deep fried foods, fast-food atrocities, and all are vastly better than this vile shit. I ate cheeseburgers for a month and they were way better than this. I am horrified.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#21
April 20, 2010, 04:24:08 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on April 20, 2010, 04:22:58 AM
They're beyond disgusting. Sometimes I eat nasty bar foods, deep fried foods, fast-food atrocities, and all are vastly better than this vile shit. I ate cheeseburgers for a month and they were way better than this. I am horrified.

THIS TEEVEE DINNER RUINED MY LIFE.

I think I see potential here.  I have loads of sticker paper left.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
April 20, 2010, 04:38:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2010, 04:24:08 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on April 20, 2010, 04:22:58 AM
They're beyond disgusting. Sometimes I eat nasty bar foods, deep fried foods, fast-food atrocities, and all are vastly better than this vile shit. I ate cheeseburgers for a month and they were way better than this. I am horrified.

THIS TEEVEE DINNER RUINED MY LIFE.

I think I see potential here.  I have loads of sticker paper left.

I am Just. About.

To eat these gross shitting things for a month. I did it with cheeseburgers, why not this crap? Give me something to do, right?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#23
April 20, 2010, 12:26:47 PM
Don't do it - you could end up with cancer of the teeth! Not because there's anything carcinogenic in the food, you understand, just your body's way of persuading you to stop  :argh!:

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Richter

#24
April 20, 2010, 12:57:29 PM
At the old gaming store a bunch of this stuff, compete with hot pockets and taquitos was always kept ina mini fridge, cheaply prices and openly labeled "FILTH".  If you couldn't aford to chip in for pizza, but could front a buck, you were said to gain -3 HUNGER and a point of FILTH.
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Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#25
April 20, 2010, 07:39:33 PM
I just ate half a beef pot pie

I had to give up. The damn thing won. :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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