Ask Bella

[illusion]

I seriously doubt it.
I'm at Bella's house now and I'm going to go show her this post.

Can't wait to show her this post, in fact.  

[Bella]

By the way, Bella...

...I have this problem...

...I mean, my friend has this problem.

He has no feeling in his.. *cough* because he was circumsized twice, and now he can't masturbate or feel anything during sex...

what should he do?

Dear Friend of Compositus Confusio,

Sue the doctor.....any jury would find in your favor.
Even if your parents signed release of liability forms, they cannot by law sign away the rights of a minor.

Take the money and hire the best expert in the field to fix your *cough*.

Or take the money and live the high life.

Or both.


PS: Are you kidding? It would take a lot more than this to kill this topic.

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

I say he's guilty!

[gnimbley]

Whoa. Bella got a brand new avatar. Hubba hubba.

::wiggles ears and winks::

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

Bella's new avatar reminds me of someone...but I can't put my finger on who...

[Guido Finucci]

That security chick from Deep Space 9?

[Bella]

That security chick from Deep Space 9?

Now that you mention it, the avatar does kind of look like her, doesn't it?

[Guido Finucci]

That security chick from Deep Space 9?

Now that you mention it, the avatar does kind of look like her, doesn't it?

I think it is the shading around her nose that makes it look kinda flat. Like it has a ribbed prosthetic attached to make her look more alien.

[Nikoli Volkoff]

Dear Bella,

What is a good cure for love?

[Horab Fibslager]

i think i can help on thjis one.

sometimes what you need is a good dose of sobriety. takea cold shower. this will if nothign else, make you mad at the house nieghbors who used all the hot water before 5 int he morning.

another thing is to hit your head agaisnt abrick wall.

until your brains fall out.

this is a good cure for almsot anythign except headache an death, which it tends to escalate.

iof niether of these is apealing, booze and strippers.

[East Coast Hustle]

Dear Bella,

What is a good cure for love?

frying pans, motherfucker...and you know this, man!

[fluffy]

Dear Bella,

What is a good cure for love?

psilocybin

[Nikoli Volkoff]

Dear Bella,

What is a good cure for love?

frying pans, motherfucker...and you know this, man!

So where's my fryin pan mo'fuckah!!! you was supposed to send it already

[East Coast Hustle]

Dear Bella,

What is a good cure for love?

frying pans, motherfucker...and you know this, man!

So where's my fryin pan mo'fuckah!!! you was supposed to send it already

35 days, beeyatch! you know that shit goes slow when you send it by carrier pigeon...

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

Dear Bella,

A Squerrel bit my hand.

How do I cure the pain
and is there a way to deep-fry
tofu without using my fingers?

Thank You,
Sleepless in Kung Pao