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Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, April 22, 2010, 06:25:52 AM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

Quote from facebook--"tell the lazy fucker to get his own face book :D outdated fart. hehehe that should provoke him some.
7 minutes ago"

You done been SUUUUUUUUURVED, bitch!

You gonna dance or what?

Doktor Howl

I don't do facebook, as my PI is already out there.  Why make it easy?
Molon Lube

Sir Squid Diddimus

Meh I was just steppin anyhoo.


I don't use any PI though. I just made some shit up.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on April 22, 2010, 05:43:15 PM
Meh I was just steppin anyhoo.


I don't use any PI though. I just made some shit up.

Point.  I'll look into it on Sunday.
Molon Lube

Requia ☣

And I am the very last person without a facebook now aren't I?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Elder Iptuous

Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 22, 2010, 06:26:12 PM
And I am the very last person without a facebook now aren't I?

Yes.
and now the CIA knows everything about you by simple process of elimination...

BADGE OF HONOR

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 22, 2010, 06:24:46 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on April 22, 2010, 05:43:15 PM
Meh I was just steppin anyhoo.


I don't use any PI though. I just made some shit up.

Point.  I'll look into it on Sunday.

If you do get one make sure to go over your privacy settings with a fine-toothed comb and turn everything off.  Everything.  And don't allow any applications ever.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Doktor Howl

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on April 22, 2010, 06:33:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 22, 2010, 06:24:46 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on April 22, 2010, 05:43:15 PM
Meh I was just steppin anyhoo.


I don't use any PI though. I just made some shit up.

Point.  I'll look into it on Sunday.

If you do get one make sure to go over your privacy settings with a fine-toothed comb and turn everything off.  Everything.  And don't allow any applications ever.

Okay.  Thanks.
Molon Lube

Suu

Exactly. I don't let anyone see anything unless they're a friend. You get a picture and a name. That's it. Otherwise I can guarantee any prospective employer would be completely appalled.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

BADGE OF HONOR

The latest one is allowing your public information on facebook to be used on "certain" third-party websites.  Umm...no thanks.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Sir Squid Diddimus


Suu

I hate apps. HATE THEM.

And that Foursquare bullshit? Who the hell thinks it's a good idea for you to be able to pinpoint your location at all times by letting this app lock in your coordinates through your phone? Yeah. NO.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mangrove

Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 22, 2010, 06:26:12 PM
And I am the very last person without a facebook now aren't I?

No. I don't have one and never will. Vive La Resistance!!

Quote from: Suu on April 22, 2010, 06:52:45 PM
I hate apps. HATE THEM.

And that Foursquare bullshit? Who the hell thinks it's a good idea for you to be able to pinpoint your location at all times by letting this app lock in your coordinates through your phone? Yeah. NO.

Answer: Assassins.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Remington

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Quote from: Mangrove on April 22, 2010, 06:58:12 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 22, 2010, 06:26:12 PM
And I am the very last person without a facebook now aren't I?

No. I don't have one and never will. Vive La Resistance!!

Quote from: Suu on April 22, 2010, 06:52:45 PM
I hate apps. HATE THEM.

And that Foursquare bullshit? Who the hell thinks it's a good idea for you to be able to pinpoint your location at all times by letting this app lock in your coordinates through your phone? Yeah. NO.

Answer: Assassins.



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