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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by the last yatto, April 22, 2010, 09:07:15 AM

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Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Payne


Richter

Go far enough in, and you'll tap Carmen Miranda's skull!
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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AFK

Quote from: Cramulus on April 22, 2010, 03:53:33 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 22, 2010, 01:11:35 PM
Who figs in an pineapple under the sea? 



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My daughter has graduated from Nick Jr. to regular Nick.  Which might as well rename itself the SpongeBob/iCarly network. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Pope Pixie Pickle

There will be no sticking pineapples in me Payne!

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Faust

The pineapple will always be the ultimate hustler.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

-Kel-


NotPublished

In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

I immediately thought of that movie when I read that.

Bruno

This is what I thought of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXvn_W6Fg00

"Que es mas macho, pineapple o knife?"

tl;dw: Pineapple is more macho than knife.
Formerly something else...

Jasper


Dysnomia

It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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