My punk rock deed of the day

[h-town]

So I was at this afterhours tonight that had Karaoke and some coked up air-head I don't even know girl whom I will refer to as Santana from here on out sat on my lap out of nowhere and here is the conversation which transpired:

H-Town: So why are you sitting on me, Santana?

Santana: OMG I love your lap. Do you have an extra cigarette for me?

H-Town: I don't think so, I don't even know you.

Santana: Oh come on (pushing herself into me) you totally have an extra smoke.

H-Town: Okay fine, have a cigarette.

Santana: Wow, I love your hat. You're like Frank Sinatra. (Her hand is now on my inner thigh.)

H-Town: Well that is the look I'm going for  

Santana: Hey!.. You're going to sing a song with me.

H-Town: I don't know, I don't really want to sing a song with you.

Santana: Oh come on, please please please please please!

H-Town: No.

Santana: (Pushing herself into me more) Don't be shy, I think you want to sing with me.

H-Town: Okay relax. I'll sing a song with you. Let's sing a Bad Brains song, alright?

Santana: What's a bad brains?

H-Town: Get the fuck off me.

Punk Rock.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 

[LaughingOtter]

APPLAUSE! APPLAUSE!
Did she even have enough of a mind for it to have been blown?

[LMNO]

Why would him acting like an asshole blow her mind?

[AFK]

So would it have been prog rock if you swapped Bad Brains for Dream Theater? 

[h-town]

Why would him acting like an asshole blow her mind?

My prude meter is flying off the chart.

[h-town]

So would it have been prog rock if you swapped Bad Brains for Dream Theater? 

Prog Rock would mean I stayed home, smoked pot and watched pink floyd echoes instead.

[AFK]

You definitely are punk as fuck man. 

[h-town]

You definitely are punk as fuck man. 

I'd be beaming if I was 17 but I'm really more worried about what happens when I turn 40.

[LMNO]

Why would him acting like an asshole blow her mind?

My prude meter is flying off the chart.

I'm not sure you know how funny that is.


Anyway, girl tries to bum a cig off you, which you go along with.  Girl continues to flirt re: hat, which you also go along with.  Girl more or less gives off every indication that she'll fuck you if you sing with her.  You counter by referencing a DC hardcore band from thirty years ago that only a handful of bitter aging punks still remember.  Then, instead of educating her when she doesn't know what you're talking about, you tell her to fuck off.

While that is extrememly punk of you, it's still kind of an asshole move.

[h-town]

Why would him acting like an asshole blow her mind?

My prude meter is flying off the chart.

I'm not sure you know how funny that is.


Anyway, girl tries to bum a cig off you, which you go along with.  Girl continues to flirt re: hat, which you also go along with.  Girl more or less gives off every indication that she'll fuck you if you sing with her.  You counter by referencing a DC hardcore band from thirty years ago that only a handful of bitter aging punks still remember.  Then, instead of educating her when she doesn't know what you're talking about, you tell her to fuck off.

While that is extrememly punk of you, it's still kind of an asshole move.

Agreed 

[Elder Iptuous]

Why would him acting like an asshole blow her mind?

My prude meter is flying off the chart.

awesome.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Why would him acting like an asshole blow her mind?

My prude meter is flying off the chart.

I'm not sure you know how funny that is.


Anyway, girl tries to bum a cig off you, which you go along with.  Girl continues to flirt re: hat, which you also go along with.  Girl more or less gives off every indication that she'll fuck you if you sing with her.  You counter by referencing a DC hardcore band from thirty years ago that only a handful of bitter aging punks still remember.  Then, instead of educating her when she doesn't know what you're talking about, you tell her to fuck off.

While that is extrememly punk of you, it's still kind of an asshole move.

Isn't that what punk rock is?

[-Kel-]

 You counter by referencing a DC hardcore band from thirty years ago that only a handful of bitter aging punks still remember.  

but i dont want to be bitter and aging.

May i have one or the other?

meh, who am i kidding. HURRAY FOR BITTER AND AGING.

[Jasper]

I wish Darwin could be here to help me write a book on why punks are going extinct.