My punk rock deed of the day

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Mrs Bad Brains was all over the place that night; pissing off the staff, breaking glasses, shouting when people were singing and asking around for drugs from strangers. Just being a nuisance and I wasn't the only one annoyed with her.

So your punk rock deed of the day was to tell off the only person in the bar acting at all like a punk?

The only thing more punk rock than acting like an asshole is picking a fight with one.

[PopeTom]

Mrs Bad Brains was all over the place that night; pissing off the staff, breaking glasses, shouting when people were singing and asking around for drugs from strangers. Just being a nuisance and I wasn't the only one annoyed with her.

So your punk rock deed of the day was to tell off the only person in the bar acting at all like a punk?

The only thing more punk rock than acting like an asshole is picking a fight with one.

[the last yatto]

[Doktor Howl]

Mrs Bad Brains was all over the place that night; pissing off the staff, breaking glasses, shouting when people were singing and asking around for drugs from strangers. Just being a nuisance and I wasn't the only one annoyed with her.

So your punk rock deed of the day was to tell off the only person in the bar acting at all like a punk?

The only thing more punk rock than acting like an asshole is picking a fight with one fucking one in a filthy bathroom.

At least that's how we did it in Chi-town.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Mrs Bad Brains was all over the place that night; pissing off the staff, breaking glasses, shouting when people were singing and asking around for drugs from strangers. Just being a nuisance and I wasn't the only one annoyed with her.

So your punk rock deed of the day was to tell off the only person in the bar acting at all like a punk?

The only thing more punk rock than acting like an asshole is picking a fight with one fucking one in a filthy bathroom.

At least that's how we did it in Chi-town.

I did that once

ended up marrying that asshole and having two of his kids.

[Doktor Howl]

Mrs Bad Brains was all over the place that night; pissing off the staff, breaking glasses, shouting when people were singing and asking around for drugs from strangers. Just being a nuisance and I wasn't the only one annoyed with her.

So your punk rock deed of the day was to tell off the only person in the bar acting at all like a punk?

The only thing more punk rock than acting like an asshole is picking a fight with one fucking one in a filthy bathroom.

At least that's how we did it in Chi-town.

I did that once

ended up marrying that asshole and having two of his kids.

Um...When you reach the wall, stop.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Mrs Bad Brains was all over the place that night; pissing off the staff, breaking glasses, shouting when people were singing and asking around for drugs from strangers. Just being a nuisance and I wasn't the only one annoyed with her.

So your punk rock deed of the day was to tell off the only person in the bar acting at all like a punk?

The only thing more punk rock than acting like an asshole is picking a fight with one fucking one in a filthy bathroom.

At least that's how we did it in Chi-town.

I did that once

ended up marrying that asshole and having two of his kids.

Um...When you reach the wall, stop.

Too late.

I had to do it to find out exactly how sturdy the wall was, anyway.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Did I ever mention how one of my kids was conceived in Tempe?

Yeah, it was that guy. I didn't learn after the first one.

[LMNO]

Nigel, I gotta ask...










Condoms?

[Doktor Howl]

Nigel, I gotta ask...










Condoms?

Illegal in Tempe.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nigel, I gotta ask...









Condoms?

The Tempe one was conceived five years into our marriage. I just threw Tempe in there for illustration.

Also, it was in a Motel 6.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

He had pink hair. I couldn't help myself.

[LMNO]

Ah.  I guess I got my timelines --


No, that doesn't work, either.


I mean, although I've only been married to Mrs LMNO for 3 years, we've been in a sexual relationship for about 12, and with the exception of the 2 months prior to the horrific miscarriage, have been very strict about birth control.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Ah.  I guess I got my timelines --


No, that doesn't work, either.


I mean, although I've only been married to Mrs LMNO for 3 years, we've been in a sexual relationship for about 12, and with the exception of the 2 months prior to the horrific miscarriage, have been very strict about birth control.

OK, I will fix the timeline for you and add relevant details:

1993: Bang cute punk-rock boy with pink hair in filthy club restroom.
1994: Move to Oakland with cute punk-rock boy with pink hair.
Later 1994: Oops LOL brain tumor makes me ineligible for birth control pill. Luckily it also makes me infertile.
1995: Marry cute punk-rock boy with pink hair.
Later 1995: Decide to have a baby with cute punk-rock boy with pink hair. Start taking miserable drugs to combat tumor.
1997: Give up miserable drugs. Finally conceive first child.
1999: Motel 6, Tempe AZ. Hey, good news! I'm still not really infertile!
2000: Cute punk-rock boy with pink hair has transformed into fat unemployed asshole in sweatpants. Deploy divorce, get IUD
2002: Meet nerdy programmer boy. Oops, holy shit, I guess I'm REALLY not infertile! Wanna get married?
2003: Pregnant wedding followed by birth of Little Orange.

You know the rest.

[Doktor Howl]

2000: Cute punk-rock boy with pink hair has transformed into fat unemployed asshole in sweatpants.

And that's what happened to the punk movement, boys and girls.  Just like the hippies, only they became insurance salesmen.