Procrastination

[Roaring Biscuit!]

Okay, here we go.
                       

                Got a glass of water, always important when undertaking a creative exercise.
                            You know the brain is 98% water...  no that ain't right...  that's like... the sea or some shit.

Okay OKAY

                                        FOCUS...

                                                                              Focus....
Focus....


Oh Why the fuck did I write procrastination up there.  Like a fucking leading question.

                                                                This was bound to happen.  

                       Like that's going to help get me in the mood...

I meant creatively.

But hey, now you mention it...

Probably not right now anyway...  I was a little slow, but I did finally work out what the gently fapping and groaning from next door was most likely to be...  Not that is matter.

                                          I am Totally above masturbating loudly outside his door at 3am...

Totally.  With a capital T.  Plus an America accent.  An irritating whiny-girl American accent.


JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK.
                                                          This is literally the worst revision ever.  Apart from giving myself brain damage.

      So yeh.

Fuck it.  I give up.
            I'll just write some bullshit for those weirdos on the internet.

They'll at least read anthing.  Then probably moan about my contrived and irritating breaking up of the text.  But some of them are bound to read too much into it right?  Then they'll probably praise my depth and insight for using wacky paragraph constructions and writing self-referentially.  And that's all there is to it.  I guess you could say that depth really doesn't matter.  No one actually wants content.  They just want the appearance of content.

                                                       

Give 'em a puddle to describe the ocean.

But jokes on them right?  I mean did I say before?

                                      FUCK IT

I'm too fucking tired to work.
                                               
                                         I'm too fucking shy for a revenge wank.




                                                                             I need some kind of fucking gratification yeh?

[Jasper]

And that's all there is too it.

too

...

[Brotep]

http://www.ohgizmo.com/2005/09/12/the-revenge-cd/

[Adios]

I meant to post in this thread last week.