NOW TAKING ORDERS FOR MSY ISSUE 1

[Suu]

My work here is done.

[Doktor Howl]

My work here is done.

No it isn't.  To the easel, woman!   

[Suu]

My work here is done.

No it isn't.  To the easel, woman!   

Drafting table and stool. *fwap*

Amateur!

(I should have the boards this week.)

[Doktor Howl]

Okay, first mailing is going out tomorrow morning.  All addressed, signed, etc (with one or two exceptions).

That leaves a few for the comicons in May and June, and some consignment.

If you're still waiting to order, speak up now.  If I run out of copies, reprints take 35 days.

[Faust]

Okay, first mailing is going out tomorrow morning.  All addressed, signed, etc (with one or two exceptions).

That leaves a few for the comicons in May and June, and some consignment.

If you're still waiting to order, speak up now.  If I run out of copies, reprints take 35 days.

Any Idea how long it takes to get to this neck of the woods?

[Doktor Howl]

Okay, first mailing is going out tomorrow morning.  All addressed, signed, etc (with one or two exceptions).

That leaves a few for the comicons in May and June, and some consignment.

If you're still waiting to order, speak up now.  If I run out of copies, reprints take 35 days.

Any Idea how long it takes to get to this neck of the woods?

No clue.  Maybe a week and a half?

[Faust]

Okay, first mailing is going out tomorrow morning.  All addressed, signed, etc (with one or two exceptions).

That leaves a few for the comicons in May and June, and some consignment.

If you're still waiting to order, speak up now.  If I run out of copies, reprints take 35 days.

Any Idea how long it takes to get to this neck of the woods?

No clue.  Maybe a week and a half?

I'll report back the day it gets in.

[Jenne]

Yeah, Rog, might be a good idear if we tell you when we receive ours so you know they're all in and accounted for...

[Doktor Howl]

Yeah, Rog, might be a good idear if we tell you when we receive ours so you know they're all in and accounted for...

I was kinda hoping for that.

Also, anyone who DOESN'T want their PI to be trashed (ie, for future issues) should say so.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

If you're still waiting to order, speak up now.  If I run out of copies, reprints take 35 days.

I almost ran out of funds so I had to wait until I got my federal tax return, which finally came today.

I'll mail out a money order for 5 copies tomorrow.

Does that put in me in the reprint category (another month is no problem, just curious)?

[President Television]

I really want this book, but I have no monies.

Reason to get a job, yes?

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I really want this book, but I have no monies.

Reason to get a job, yes?

I'll mail one to you at no cost when I get my copies.

The only catch is that I will own your incorporeal soul for eternity.

Deal?

[President Television]

I really want this book, but I have no monies.

Reason to get a job, yes?

I'll mail one to you at no cost when I get my copies.

The only catch is that I will own your incorporeal soul for eternity.

Deal?

Umm...

Maybe?

[h-town]

I apologize for being oblivious but can I order one?

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I really want this book, but I have no monies.

Reason to get a job, yes?

I'll mail one to you at no cost when I get my copies.

The only catch is that I will own your incorporeal soul for eternity.

Deal?

Umm...

Maybe?

I understand the hesitance, here's the fine print:

"By receiving a copy of Millions of Screaming Yahoos Issue One (MSY 1),  in the year 2010 Anno Domini, you agree to Ne+@uNGr0+  a non transferable surrender, for now and for ever more, of your incorporeal, immortal soul. Upon receiving a copy of MSY 1, you agree to surrender your incorporeal, immortal soul, and any claim you may have on it, within 5 (five) working days to Ne+@uNGr0+ or one of his authorized minions."

I think that's a great deal.

I'll even mail you a complimentary Sanctioned Certificate Hereby Eternally Indenturing Servitude of your Soul (SCHEISS), though you may need to procure a frame if you wish to hang it on your wall.