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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Cramulus, June 03, 2008, 04:32:32 PM

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Pterodactyl Handler

#135
June 07, 2008, 04:46:21 AM
DEATH FROM ABOVE

LMNO

#136
June 09, 2008, 01:51:21 PM
Zappa.

Idem

#137
June 09, 2008, 01:53:16 PM
Zappa.

saint aini

#138
June 09, 2008, 09:07:43 PM
electronic message boards.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Cramulus

#139
May 05, 2010, 06:45:59 PM


beginning with A...


Automatic Payment schemes. You know, when you keep getting billed each month for a phone application you already deleted.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#140
May 05, 2010, 07:25:36 PM
B

Bus stops at 2am. Our buses don't run that late. Why are people waiting there and who are they yelling at??

AFK

#141
May 05, 2010, 09:09:16 PM
C

(hot) Chai tea spilled in lap is very unhello.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#142
May 05, 2010, 09:40:55 PM
D

Desk so messy bills get lost, hilarity ensues.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mangrove

#143
May 05, 2010, 09:45:03 PM
E

Enki posts mysterious picture
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Eater of Clowns

#144
May 05, 2010, 09:50:23 PM
F

Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Telarus

#145
May 05, 2010, 10:33:29 PM

G

G-Spot: there are still fucking arguments in medical academia over whether or not it _exists_.
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

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Cramulus

#146
May 06, 2010, 12:29:32 AM
H is for Horrormirth

the discovery that all terrible things are actually hilarious




gallows humor



                      on the pre-apocalyptic stage

Jasper

#147
May 06, 2010, 12:39:03 AM

I is for I-Doser

Do you really think some funny sounds will get you wasted?

Cramulus

#148
May 06, 2010, 12:42:37 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 06, 2010, 12:39:03 AM

I is for I-Doser

Do you really think some funny sounds will get you wasted?

no but I totally want a Cinco I-Jammer

Jasper

#149
May 06, 2010, 12:44:25 AM
If they sold it, I'd buy it.
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