NOW TAKING ORDERS FOR MSY ISSUE 1

[President Television]

I really want this book, but I have no monies.

Reason to get a job, yes?

I'll mail one to you at no cost when I get my copies.

The only catch is that I will own your incorporeal soul for eternity.

Deal?

Umm...

Maybe?

I understand the hesitance, here's the fine print:

"By receiving a copy of Millions of Screaming Yahoos Issue One (MSY 1),  in the year 2010 Anno Domini, you agree to Ne+@uNGr0+  a non transferable surrender, for now and for ever more, of your incorporeal, immortal soul. Upon receiving a copy of MSY 1, you agree to surrender your incorporeal, immortal soul, and any claim you may have on it, within 5 (five) working days to Ne+@uNGr0+ or one of his authorized minions."

I think that's a great deal.

I'll even mail you a complimentary Sanctioned Certificate Hereby Eternally Indenturing Servitude of your Soul (SCHEISS), though you may need to procure a frame if you wish to hang it on your wall.

It's a deal!
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[Doktor Howl]

Actually, I am going to be holding a FEW copies for those of you who have "reserved" them.

In one week, they go on consignment, unless you make arrangements with me first.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I really want this book, but I have no monies.

Reason to get a job, yes?

I'll mail one to you at no cost when I get my copies.

The only catch is that I will own your incorporeal soul for eternity.

Deal?

Umm...

Maybe?

I understand the hesitance, here's the fine print:

"By receiving a copy of Millions of Screaming Yahoos Issue One (MSY 1),  in the year 2010 Anno Domini, you agree to Ne+@uNGr0+  a non transferable surrender, for now and for ever more, of your incorporeal, immortal soul. Upon receiving a copy of MSY 1, you agree to surrender your incorporeal, immortal soul, and any claim you may have on it, within 5 (five) working days to Ne+@uNGr0+ or one of his authorized minions."

I think that's a great deal.

I'll even mail you a complimentary Sanctioned Certificate Hereby Eternally Indenturing Servitude of your Soul (SCHEISS), though you may need to procure a frame if you wish to hang it on your wall.

It's a deal!
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Excellent!
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I will let you know when they arrive so you can pm me your address then?

[Doktor Howl]

Scalping bastard.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Why did you think I wanted 5 copies?

Actually, I'm going to use the the remaining three to put in the hands of some Discordian-minded bookstores and see if I can't get them to beat down your door for some sort of distribution deal.

I know of at least one that is very likely to do so.

That said, my only interest is in getting these to a wider audience, not for profiting off of (the occasional immortal soul notwithstanding).

[Jasper]

Actually, I am going to be holding a FEW copies for those of you who have "reserved" them.

In one week, they go on consignment, unless you make arrangements with me first.

My first paycheck mails out on wednesday, so yay for being able to get a bank account.

[Adios]

Want.

[Doktor Howl]

Want.

Either follow instructions on page 1, or PM Suu if you want to use paypal.

[BabylonHoruv]

I just received my copy.  It is achingly, hauntingly beautiful.

It's also personally inscribed, although I can't tell which one of the creative team signed it it is an appreciated touch.

[Doktor Howl]

I just received my copy.  It is achingly, hauntingly beautiful.

It's also personally inscribed, although I can't tell which one of the creative team signed it it is an appreciated touch.

That was me.

I'm glad you liked it.

[Doktor Howl]

ALSO:  MAJOR CHANGE.

If you want your shipping info erased, tell me.  Otherwise, it stays in the database until such time as issue #2 comes out.  Also, people on the list will occasionally receive tokens of my appreciation, as the mood hits me.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I can't wait for mine!

[Kai]

Me either.

Also, keep my name in. I'll let you know if the address changes.

[Faust]

ALSO:  MAJOR CHANGE.

If you want your shipping info erased, tell me.  Otherwise, it stays in the database until such time as issue #2 comes out.  Also, people on the list will occasionally receive tokens of my appreciation, as the mood hits me.

No letterbombs please!

[Doktor Howl]

ALSO:  MAJOR CHANGE.

If you want your shipping info erased, tell me.  Otherwise, it stays in the database until such time as issue #2 comes out.  Also, people on the list will occasionally receive tokens of my appreciation, as the mood hits me.

No letterbombs please!

Okay, nothing to Belfast.  Check.