I Work With A Conspiracy Nut...

[hooplala]

... she listens to Alex Jones religiously.  She claims the stock market has dropped 1000 points in the last 5 minutes... anyone know anything about this?

I don't want to get my news from this woman.

[Requia ☣]

It's down over 300 points for today, but its not that rapid or that big.

[LMNO]

http://m.cnbc.com//id/36988229

The Dow plunged Thursday amid buzz in the market that European banks have halted lending.

One trader, on the condition of anonymity, said he heard fixed income desks in Europe shut down early because there was no liquidity — basically European banks are halting lending right now.

"This is similar to what took place pre-Lehman Brothers," the trader said.

The Dow was down more than 900 points at one point, or more than 8 percent, before pulling back to the 600-700 point range.

[hooplala]

If it is the end of civilization, I don't want to have heard about it starting from a woman who believes Nazis have bases inside the hollow Earth...  goddamit.

[LMNO]

Heh.  There was a pretty sizable rebound.

[the last yatto]

[Iason Ouabache]

http://m.cnbc.com//id/36988229

The Dow plunged Thursday amid buzz in the market that European banks have halted lending.

One trader, on the condition of anonymity, said he heard fixed income desks in Europe shut down early because there was no liquidity — basically European banks are halting lending right now.

"This is similar to what took place pre-Lehman Brothers," the trader said.

The Dow was down more than 900 points at one point, or more than 8 percent, before pulling back to the 600-700 point range.

They are now blaming most of it on some weird discrepancies with Proctor & Gamble's stock between 2 and 3 PM. I've seen some conspiracy theories but nothing solid yet. It looks like one of those weird ass glitches in the programmed trading that got out of control but no one knows what caused it yet.  Damn, I wish Cain was still around to comment on things like this.

[Faust]

Thats the reason for Europes plummeting currency and market instability, could the knock on be that strong?  I suppose it could.

[LMNO]

I heard on the news that some trader was trying to sell a million shares of P&G, but put in an order for 1,000,000,000.

LRN2FACTOROFTEN.

[hooplala]

I'm quite honestly ready to strangle this woman.

How shall I fuck with her?

[Richter]

Take a few of those conspiracy - esque diseases, and attirbute common, plauible symptoms to them.  Her brain will do the rest to itself.

[LMNO]

Make up a plausible conspiracy.  Feed it to her, then add a twist, like proving Glen Beck or Sean Hannity are actually covert liberals.

[hooplala]

Make up a plausible conspiracy.  Feed it to her, then add a twist, like proving Glen Beck or Sean Hannity are actually covert liberals.

HA!  yes, i will need to use Alex Jones... he is her god.

[Elder Iptuous]

Take a few of those conspiracy - esque diseases, and attirbute common, plauible symptoms to them.  Her brain will do the rest to itself.

doesn't Morgellon's already have a gigantic list of symptoms associated with it?

[LMNO]

Oh, that's a good one.  Cruel, but good.


You'll need itching powder, some fine threads.  Strategic and judicial placement of both could result in complete batshittery.