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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1125
May 07, 2010, 05:23:30 AM
Quote from: E. A. Waterhaus II on May 07, 2010, 05:11:06 AM
That reminds me. I shaved off the silly little beard recently, but I look so embarrassingly emasculated without it that I'm not going to take any pictures until it grows back all the way.

I hate to  tell you this (no, actually I don't) but the "beard" you speak of was more emasculating than anything else possible, including having your nuts removed by a six-year-old girl.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#1126
May 07, 2010, 05:43:14 AM
C'mon enki, just do one (1) big, goofy, cleanshaven grin. Ear to ear.



DOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!

Or i will drown a furry in your name.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

BabylonHoruv

#1127
May 07, 2010, 06:03:51 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 28, 2010, 08:46:34 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 28, 2010, 08:35:07 PM
No amount of exercise will eliminate this loose-skin thing, as it is the result of having had three kids. t's no worry; I accepted after my first kid that the skin on my lower belly will just always be a wreckage of stretch marks. My mom's always been skinny and she has the same thing.

honestly, i think women consider stretchmarks to be a significantly higher demerit than men do....
wife always complains about hers, but i don't even really notice unless she's pointing them out.


I think they're sexy. 

Apparently I am a pervert for thinking so, but it's the least of my perversions, and I'm not gonna be able to talk my wife into shaving her head so....
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1128
May 07, 2010, 06:31:08 AM
You're not the only one, I've had a lot of guys find my stretchmarks a turn-on. It's probably some instinctive reaction to the fact that I'm visibly fertile and capable of carrying a child to term.

That said, I just use them as a barometer of when I'm skinny enough. Stretch marks smoothed out over fat = not skinny enough. Stretch marks baggy and shar-pei-like over just a skim of fat on a firm musclebed = skinny enough.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

BabylonHoruv

#1129
May 07, 2010, 06:40:53 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 07, 2010, 06:31:08 AM
You're not the only one, I've had a lot of guys find my stretchmarks a turn-on. It's probably some instinctive reaction to the fact that I'm visibly fertile and capable of carrying a child to term.

That said, I just use them as a barometer of when I'm skinny enough. Stretch marks smoothed out over fat = not skinny enough. Stretch marks baggy and shar-pei-like over just a skim of fat on a firm musclebed = skinny enough.

Yeah, I figure that would make sense.  There's probably tribes in Africa where it's quite normal to be attracted to stretch marks.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Triple Zero

#1130
May 07, 2010, 09:58:36 AM




also, :mittens: on the weight loss!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Richter

#1131
May 07, 2010, 11:28:13 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Rococo Modem Basilisk

#1132
May 07, 2010, 01:43:24 PM
Quote from: alty on May 07, 2010, 05:43:14 AM
C'mon enki, just do one (1) big, goofy, cleanshaven grin. Ear to ear.



DOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!

Or i will drown a furry in your name.


Anything to save the furries.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Reeducation

#1133
May 07, 2010, 01:47:18 PM
Go Enki go. :D
I am very calm

Triple Zero

#1134
May 07, 2010, 03:07:51 PM
Whoa that is indeed a different look. Though I think I'd prefer without the beard if you ask me. except you werent asking
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#1135
May 07, 2010, 03:11:22 PM
It is slightly less uncomfortable in the heat, which was the intent behind it. It makes me look about ten years younger, though, which isn't a good thing seeing as how I'm only 22.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Rumckle

#1136
May 07, 2010, 03:25:57 PM
As someone who looks 16, this isn't really that bad (except for getting carded all the time, but that is starting to stop), better than looking like a pretentious hipster trying to grow a beard.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Doktor Howl

#1137
May 07, 2010, 04:40:25 PM
Quote from: E. A. Waterhaus II on May 07, 2010, 01:43:24 PM
Quote from: alty on May 07, 2010, 05:43:14 AM
C'mon enki, just do one (1) big, goofy, cleanshaven grin. Ear to ear.



DOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!

Or i will drown a furry in your name.


Anything to save the furries.

Much fucking better.  Now get a fucking haircut.
Molon Lube

BADGE OF HONOR

#1138
May 07, 2010, 08:22:17 PM
I got a haircut



The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

BADGE OF HONOR

#1139
May 07, 2010, 08:22:46 PM
Jesus I have no idea why that one is so large but I gotta run sorry!
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".
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