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Started by Cramulus, May 07, 2010, 03:17:59 PM

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MAKE YUOR OWN!

Richter

#1
May 07, 2010, 03:22:47 PM
Hey, Advice Enki, how do I throw Rave Party?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Sir Squid Diddimus

#2
May 07, 2010, 03:26:09 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Cramulus

#3
May 07, 2010, 03:26:20 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 07, 2010, 03:22:47 PM
Hey, Advice Enki, how do I throw Rave Party?

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#4
May 07, 2010, 03:26:25 PM
Advice Enki: How do I grow a manly beard?

Rumckle

#5
May 07, 2010, 03:28:02 PM
Advice Enki, how do I become Tony Stark?
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Eater of Clowns

#6
May 07, 2010, 03:28:25 PM
This is fucking fantastic.   :lulz:
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Cramulus

#7
May 07, 2010, 03:30:33 PM
Quote from: Vladimir Poopin on May 07, 2010, 03:26:25 PM
Advice Enki: How do I grow a manly beard?



:p sorry enki

Cramulus

#8
May 07, 2010, 03:32:55 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on May 07, 2010, 03:28:02 PM
Advice Enki, how do I become Tony Stark?

Triple Zero

#9
May 07, 2010, 03:48:06 PM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#10
May 07, 2010, 04:06:37 PM


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Cramulus

#11
May 07, 2010, 04:17:03 PM

Telarus

#12
May 07, 2010, 04:21:42 PM
 :lulz: :mittens:
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Cramulus

#13
May 07, 2010, 04:22:26 PM

Lies

#14
May 07, 2010, 04:24:26 PM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!
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