I Work With A Conspiracy Nut...

[Richter]

Better still if she has any plantar warts, since they generate some gnarly subcutaneous fibers anyways.

Also, a small noise box for her very own "Taos Hum"?

[LMNO]

Incidentally, why the hell is a woman like that working at an internet porn site, anyway?

[Hoser McRhizzy]

Make up a plausible conspiracy.  Feed it to her, then add a twist, like proving Glen Beck or Sean Hannity are actually covert liberals.

HA!  yes, i will need to use Alex Jones... he is her god.

Just another idea: Cointelpro.  Like the disease idea, use what she already 'knows,' tell some truth, and then lie.

One way you could take this - Mention that you're looking at cold war government infiltration of international teachers unions.  If she doesn't bring up American civil rights' era infiltration of activist groups in an attempt to educate you, then you have to do it.  Step three is talking about a recent shock-horror revelation that this shit still happens (ex. the agent provocateur situation at Montebello a few years back).

Follow with the obvious: independent alternative media is the current target.  The following sites have been fed disinformation for at least 5 years, and the levels of corruption go "all the way to the top": the now defunct guerrilla news network (which is the really real reason the owners shut it down), Alex Jones, etc.  Stories proving this are currently being "scrubbed from the internet."

It's a slow build with no immediate satisfaction (unless she does steps 2 and 3 for you, which is likely), but it could make a dent in that mindless blind faith she's got going on.  Remember to dislocate your rational brain – All of these things are part of *the same project* (this is key) which has been going on for at least 100 years.

[hooplala]

I probably should have mentioned that I am her boss, so I probably shouldn't be sprinkling itching powder on her or anything like that, though I don't mind toying with her mind a little... which is probably worse, but harder to prove.

Incidentally, why the hell is a woman like that working at an internet porn site, anyway?

Internet porn attracts all types.  And, the kicker is I hired her myself.  She seemed like a sweet 50-ish woman who listens to Kurt Vonngut books on her cd-walkman.  She sort of melted my heart, and she's a fucking ripping photoshopper.  But, apparently, nuts.

Nurse Rhizome, I am going to try some of that stuff out...

[LMNO]

Ok, I'm more confused that someone can like both Uncle Kurt and Alex Jones, now.

[hooplala]

Ok, I'm more confused that someone can like both Uncle Kurt and Alex Jones, now.

She mentions "my brother says this" and "my brother says that"... when I explained this morning about the PG thing related to the drop in the stock market yesterday, she said "my brother says that's the cover story".  So, I think she has someone feeding her this shit and she doesn't have the critical faculties to say "hmm, maybe this is bullshit."

I did explain the Law of Fives to her yesterday though, and gently added a little bit about "what the thinker thinks, the prover proves".  It's going to be a long-term project I think.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

If it is the end of civilization, I don't want to have heard about it starting from a woman who believes Nazis have bases inside the hollow Earth...  goddamit.

Holy shit! Please elaborate on this.

Better yet, get her to explain it on video and post that.

[hooplala]

If it is the end of civilization, I don't want to have heard about it starting from a woman who believes Nazis have bases inside the hollow Earth...  goddamit.

Holy shit! Please elaborate on this.

Better yet, get her to explain it on video and post that.

I said something offhand one day about "people who think that Nazis have bases inside the hollow earth" and she said, in a hushed tone... "well, there's a lot of evidence to back that up." which absolutely gobsmacked me.  I said "Is there?  Where?"  she said "I'll bring the book in."  which she hasn't.  Yet.

But, I turned it around on her.  I said "Well, certainly the earth is hollow, but it's not like most people think... Have you heard of Cyrus Teed?"

She hadn't.  Of course.  Conspiracy wingnuts never find the really good bonkers theories.

So, I explained how Cyrus Teed believed that the earth was hollow and that we actually lived on the INSIDE surface of the earth, and that the Sun is artificial and the stars are reflected distortions of the artificial sun, and the rest of the entire universe is solid rock.  She thought I was out to lunch, so I felt smug.

[Richter]

I probably should have mentioned that I am her boss, so I probably shouldn't be sprinkling itching powder on her or anything like that, though I don't mind toying with her mind a little... which is probably worse, but harder to prove.

If you can't abuse it, it isn't power.

[Hoser McRhizzy]

Nurse Rhizome, I am going to try some of that stuff out...

nifty.  Will you let us know if it takes?

She sounds kind of adorable.  My sympathies about the batshit thing.

[LMNO]

If you can't abuse it, it isn't power.

Newsfeed.

[hooplala]

Nurse Rhizome, I am going to try some of that stuff out...

nifty.  Will you let us know if it takes?

She sounds kind of adorable.  My sympathies about the batshit thing.

I certainly will, and mostly she is adorable.  It's just the little things...

[LMNO]

See if you can get her to go with the Chavez "US has an Earthquake Ray" idea.

[hooplala]

See if you can get her to go with the Chavez "US has an Earthquake Ray" idea.

She does.  She thinks its HAARP.  She thinks HAARP can do everything.

[LMNO]

Oh, sweet.

Ok, using a combination of HAARP, EMP, and "quantum", sell her on parallel universes.