Dear Richter

[LMNO]

When do I know I've had too much coffee?  I'm currently twitching worse than one of Nigel's kerosene-powered dildoes, and I can't seem to find my left shoe.  An hour ago, something ran screaming from my colon, and I'm pretty sure the mailroom is plotting against me.


Still tired though.  Should I get another cup?

[Doktor Howl]

When do I know I've had too much coffee?  I'm currently twitching worse than one of Nigel's kerosene-powered dildoes, and I can't seem to find my left shoe.  An hour ago, something ran screaming from my colon, and I'm pretty sure the mailroom is plotting against me.


Still tired though.  Should I get another cup?

Yes.  Cold brew that shit.

[Richter]

LMNO,

No, you haven't had enough.  The mail room has ALWAYS been out to get you, and will add your corpse to they that bloat in the sun as they bob in the shallow grey waters of the Back Bay Fens.  I am glad you are finally awakened to this fact, but your consumption msut continue for you to TRULY see the shape of things. 

Too much is a delusion.  Too much is what other people will tell you.  Business demands efficieny, sir, who are they to balk at the methods or the fallout.  They don't have the stones to REALLY push the envelope.  No matter how rancid the language or personal handling, or how you slather and jabber, so long as the work flows forth from you, what are they to complain?  Scaring the clients?  They are unworthy if they cannot see the genius in the obscenity. 

Be thou terrible and great amongst them.  Demand tithe from the cubicles around you.  Remember yourself, and show them the fear they would inflict on you in a heartbeat.

[Doktor Howl]

LMNO,

No, you haven't had enough.  The mail room has ALWAYS been out to get you, and will add your corpse to they that bloat in the sun as they bob in the shallow grey waters of the Back Bay Fens.  I am glad you are finally awakened to this fact, but your consumption msut continue for you to TRULY see the shape of things. 

Too much is a delusion.  Too much is what other people will tell you.  Business demands efficieny, sir, who are they to balk at the methods or the fallout.  They don't have the stones to REALLY push the envelope.  No matter how rancid the language or personal handling, or how you slather and jabber, so long as the work flows forth from you, what are they to complain?  Scaring the clients?  They are unworthy if they cannot see the genius in the obscenity. 

Be thou terrible and great amongst them.  Demand tithe from the cubicles around you.  Remember yourself, and show them the fear they would inflict on you in a heartbeat.

Preemptive strike in order.  LMNO, go down to the mailroom and stuff someone's cheap tie in the shredder.

You have to take firm hand with this sort of thing.

[LMNO]

BRB, pre-retroactive vengence needs to be done.

[Doktor Howl]

BRB, pre-retroactive vengence needs to be done.

Good thinking.  If you're too easy on them, they show up on your door step at 3 AM all fucked up on boxed wine, wanting you to listen to their Aphex Twin mp3s with them.  No, you have to be firm with them, even if it means the janitor has to work a little overtime.  He won't mind, he's got to start saving for Christmas soon enough, anyway.

[Richter]

Cup #5 of the regular strength (They have disallowed my espresso machine), here.

People seem to think that jumping and cover their faces and genitals in reflexive self - defense is a good idea when they see me.  Fools, I'm one of the SAFE ones.

I am moving smooth too, my feverish stagger having been replaced by a graceful gait that rolls the earth under me.  I am not actually moving, just spinning everything else.  Apparetly I also have my cloacking device stuck in the "On" position, because a lot of them can't see or hear me coming.  This in unnatural, nothing my size, silouhette, or mass has ANY business with a stealth system.

Cunning banter and negotiations, I am now accompanying many of the worthy for drinks down the line.

[Doktor Howl]

Cup #5 of the regular strength (They have disallowed my espresso machine), here.

Cup #6 of cold brew.  I am literally vibrating.  My boss would have been concerned 6 months ago, but now he's into the damn stuff, too.  We're all turning into junkies, and this is one of the better companies to work for in Tucson.

[Cramulus]

Cup #6 of cold brew.  I am literally vibrating.

this post answers the question in the other thread about making your own sex toys

[Doktor Howl]

Cup #6 of cold brew.  I am literally vibrating.

this post answers the question in the other thread about making your own sex toys

Point.

[LMNO]

Back.  Those fuckers don't run so fast after you nail them with a filing cabinet three or four times.

[Doktor Howl]

Back.  Those fuckers don't run so fast after you nail them with a filing cabinet three or four times.

Yeah, at our age, we need to equalize things.  Little fuckers don't move as quick once you dent them up a bit.

[Suu]

When do I know I've had too much coffee?  I'm currently twitching worse than one of Nigel's kerosene-powered dildoes, and I can't seem to find my left shoe.  An hour ago, something ran screaming from my colon, and I'm pretty sure the mailroom is plotting against me.


Still tired though.  Should I get another cup?

I feel like that everyday. You're doing it right, so keep it up.