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Started by Cramulus, May 07, 2010, 03:17:59 PM

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Kai

#45
May 09, 2010, 05:52:37 PM
 :lulz:
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Freeky

#46
May 10, 2010, 03:23:37 AM
ADVICE ENKI. MUZAK AND FOOD MEK A FREEKY HORNDOG. WHAT DO?

Cramulus

#47
May 10, 2010, 03:36:26 AM
Dear Enki,

I just realized I've LARPed or traveled to LARPs for 10 days out of the last 3 weeks. That means that a little less than half of my life is spent somewhere other than the real world.

Is it bad?

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#48
May 10, 2010, 06:45:19 AM
ADVICE ENKI: PLEASE REPOST THE SAME SHIT FROM 3 PAGES AGO!?

NotPublished

#49
May 10, 2010, 09:35:16 AM

In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

the last yatto

#50
May 10, 2010, 11:07:35 AM
advice enki
does this count as a word salad?
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Dysnomia

#51
May 10, 2010, 06:49:44 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on May 10, 2010, 11:07:35 AM
advice enki
does this count as a word salad?

oh. my. god. 

That just totally hypnotized me.   :aaa:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Lies

#52
May 12, 2010, 04:58:17 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 10, 2010, 03:23:37 AM
ADVICE ENKI. MUZAK AND FOOD MEK A FREEKY HORNDOG. WHAT DO?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Freeky

#53
May 12, 2010, 04:59:28 AM
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