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It's not fucking burritos...

Started by ThatGreenGentleman, May 14, 2010, 03:35:06 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Sigmatic on May 14, 2010, 10:19:48 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 14, 2010, 09:57:10 PM
There's nothing wrong with tomato on a taco. Pico de gallo; put it in my head-hole!

PdG is one thing, but plain chopped tomatoes is inexcusably caucasian.  imo.

That would kind of depend on what they're served on. Also, tomatoes can't be Caucasian. All by themselves, they are as authentically New World as masa tortillas.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Sigmatic on May 14, 2010, 10:19:48 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 14, 2010, 09:57:10 PM
There's nothing wrong with tomato on a taco. Pico de gallo; put it in my head-hole!

PdG is one thing, but plain chopped tomatoes is inexcusably caucasian.  imo.

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Jasper

Okay, maybe that's just my own sensibility.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Sigmatic on May 14, 2010, 10:54:16 PM
Okay, maybe that's just my own sensibility.

Yeah, pretty much.

Now, if you said that cheddar cheese on a taco was white as fuck, I'd be in full agreement.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 14, 2010, 10:57:15 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 14, 2010, 10:54:16 PM
Okay, maybe that's just my own sensibility.

Yeah, pretty much.

Now, if you said that cheddar cheese on a taco was white as fuck, I'd be in full agreement.

Cheese Whiz or GTFO.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 14, 2010, 10:58:13 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 14, 2010, 10:57:15 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 14, 2010, 10:54:16 PM
Okay, maybe that's just my own sensibility.

Yeah, pretty much.

Now, if you said that cheddar cheese on a taco was white as fuck, I'd be in full agreement.

Cheese Whiz or GTFO.

:x
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 14, 2010, 11:05:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 14, 2010, 10:58:13 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 14, 2010, 10:57:15 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 14, 2010, 10:54:16 PM
Okay, maybe that's just my own sensibility.

Yeah, pretty much.

Now, if you said that cheddar cheese on a taco was white as fuck, I'd be in full agreement.

Cheese Whiz or GTFO.

:x


I made myself throw up in my mouth a little bit. :(
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Salty

I present to you: Alty's All-American Taco Salad Delight!™

-2 pressurized cans of Easy Cheese
-1 box of Wheat Thins
-3 pounds 27% fat, plastic wrapped beef shipped from ?
-3 packets of taco seasoning
-1 jar Pace Salsa

Brown the hell out of the meat mixed with seasoning.
Combine all ingredients in a bowl.
Eat immediately.
Gain 10 pounds.
Die.   
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Burrito tortillas tend to be robust in lard content, so the aversion to them is quite wise.

If you don't keep the war against burritos going, you'll end up like Alty.

Look at that. That was probably consumed in one sitting. Jesus Christ.
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Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on May 15, 2010, 01:20:25 AM
Burrito tortillas tend to be robust in lard content, so the aversion to them is quite wise.

If you don't keep the war against burritos going, you'll end up like Alty.

Look at that. That was probably consumed in one sitting. Jesus Christ.

Don't be ridiculous, Net, it's a SALAD, it can't be that bad for you.
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Quote from: Alty on May 14, 2010, 11:12:54 PM
I present to you: Alty's All-American Taco Salad Delight!™

-2 pressurized cans of Easy Cheese
-1 box of Wheat Thins
-3 pounds 27% fat, plastic wrapped beef shipped from ?
-3 packets of taco seasoning
-1 jar Pace Salsa

Brown the hell out of the meat mixed with seasoning.
Combine all ingredients in a bowl.
Eat immediately.
Gain 10 pounds.
Die.   

You forgot the 1 ounce shredded lettuce, so that it counts as a salad.
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East Coast Hustle

I agree with Felix. Plain chopped tomatoes on tacos are a glowing neon sign that says "I'M A GODDAMNED HONKY."

Also, if you don't like burritos it's only because you've never deep-fried them.
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Rumckle

Quote from: Exit City Hustle on May 15, 2010, 05:02:05 PM
Also, if you don't like burritos it's only because you've never deep-fried them.

You could say that about any food stuff.

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Jasper

Does anywhere around town do that?  It's been too long.