Trolling Answers or Shooting fish in a Barrell

[BadBeast]

Just going to keep some Yahoo Answers Trollings going in, because they tend to take all the best ones down really quickly nowadays.

[BadBeast]

A Bullfight






And the Evil Cat

And a quick word from our Sponsors

[Cramulus]

hahahah those are awesome!




good trollin sir, you do us proud

[BadBeast]

This is the violation notice from yahoo that came half an hour before they took my first account from me.

Hello BadBeast
You have posted content to Yahoo! Answers in violation of our Community Guidelines or Terms of Service. As a result, your content has been deleted. Community Guidelines help to keep Yahoo! Answers a safe and useful community, so we appreciate your consideration of its rules.

Question: How to prevent my baby from removing her nappy?
Question Details: My baby (1.5 years old) removes her nappy herself every time she is in bed. I tried everything: putting undies on, putting tight bodies on, even sewing the bottom of the body! She takes it off and wakes up in a lot of mess. Anyone has an idea?? Thanks!

Deleted Answer: Chop her little fingers off. Or maybe just her thumbs. Or opt for the non-surgical, and more expensive option, get some proper ducktape,( about 5 quid a roll ) and either tape the nappy shut, or tape her hands up. Taping the nappy shut lasts 3 times longer than not taping it, before it starts to dribble gravy everywhere. So you can have a lie in and watch Jeremy Kyle in bed.
Violation Reason:Community Guidelines and/or Terms Of Service Violation
Yahoo! Answers is a service provided to all of our Yahoo! users and we reserve the right to remove your content at any time for any reason. By posting content on Yahoo! Answers, you agree that you will not post any content that is in violation of our Community Guidelines, or the Yahoo! Terms of Service. You may read the Yahoo! Community Guidelines at: http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/info/community_guidelines.php We invite you to visit the Yahoo! Terms of Service at: http://uk.docs.yahoo.com/info/terms.html
If you feel this content was removed in error, please contact Customer Care and tell us why.
Regards,
Yahoo! Customer Care

Some people just have no sense of humour at all.

[BadBeast]

I must be getting better at the appeals lately, because I haven't had one single Violation notice upheld on appeal, in my present account. Here's a more recent VN. The question was "What is some good names for Alcoholic drinks, using a colour, and the country of origin?


Hi BadBeast,
The answer you gave on Yahoo! Answers was reported by the Answers community:

"Amber Afghan, Black Moroccan, Panama Red, China White, Turkish Brown, Pakistani Black, Red Lebanese,"

This answer has been removed. You may not have realised this, but all answers submitted on Yahoo! Answers must comply with the Answers Community Guidelines.
If you believe that your answer does not violate the Answers Community Guidelines, and would like to appeal the removal of your answer, you can have your case reviewed by Answers Customer Care. You have 7 days to submit your appeal.

So I duly appealed,


Hi BadBeast,
Thank you for taking the time to submit an appeal. Upon review, we found the following answer was not in violation of the Answers Community Guidelines:
"Amber Afghan, Black Moroccan, Panama Red, China White, Turkish Brown, Pakistani Black, Red Lebanese,"
The Yahoo! Answers Team regrets that your answer was wrongfully reported by the Answers community. Your answer has been reposted to Yahoo! Answers, and we are sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused.
As a result of your appeal, the people who reported your answer will have less influence when reporting abuse in the future.
Thanks,
Yahoo! Answers Team

[BadBeast]

Here's another old one, from start to finish. The appeals do not always work, especially when it seems the Staff are getting more Butthurt than the the OPs are.

Original Q

Question: Can microbes send telepathic messages? 

Question Details: I know dogs, hamsters, and hedgehogs can.... But I
swear there isn't anyone here and I am still getting messages. How would
mictrobes know that I didn't take my meds today anyway? I think someone
is playing a trick on me perhaps.. I am going to turn the house upside
down, I know there is a hidden camera here.

My Answer


They usually hide the cameras in the bathtub overflow,
or in the lightsockets. Next time you are in the Bath, stand up, and
remove the Bulb from the socket. Poke around in the empty socket, until
the tiny camera falls out. But be careful, as the bulb might be quite
hot.
Violation Reason:Community Guidelines and/or Terms Of Service Violation


My Appeal

I am writing to appeal your decision to remove my answer to the post
(above) This was a light hearted response, to a light hearted question,
as can be seen if you actually read the question, and it's replies. But
just to be on the safe side, I even included a recommendation to be
cautious. (Btw, there are no hidden cameras in light sockets, before you
go to look)
Thank you, Badbeast

Their response.

Hello,

Thank you for writing to Yahoo! Answers.

We have reviewed your appeal request. Upon review we found that your
content was indeed in violation of the Yahoo! Answers Community
Guidelines, Yahoo! Community Guidelines or the Yahoo! Terms of Service.
As a result, your content will remain removed from Yahoo! Answers.

Please note: Questions that do not receive any answers within the 4-day
open period will expire and be deleted automatically.

Use of Yahoo! Answers is subject to the Yahoo! Answers Community
Guidelines, Yahoo! Community Guidelines, and also the Yahoo! Terms of
Service. Members who have violated the Community Guidelines are at risk
for review and possible termination of their Answers accounts. In
extreme cases, members who have also violated the Yahoo! Terms of
Service risk losing their Yahoo! ID and access to other Yahoo! services.

Bastards!

[BadBeast]

I don't think I even bothered to appeal this one.

Hello BadBeast
It has been reported that you have posted content to Yahoo! Answers in violation of our Community Guidelines or Terms of Service. As a result, your content has been deleted. Community Guidelines and TOS help to keep Yahoo! Answers a safer and more useful community, so all users must follow these rules

Question: Thinking of wanking dogs for a living,?

Question Details: is dog wanking well paid? How much should i charge, per hour?

Violation Reason:
Violating the Community Guidelines or TOS may result in the deletion of the content, deduction of points or termination of your Answers account without warning. In extreme cases, violations may result in the termination of your Yahoo! ID, and consequently, access to all other Yahoo! services. If you feel this content was removed in error, please contact the Answers Customer Care team and tell us why. For more information, please see the Yahoo! Terms of Service and the Answers Community Guidelines.
Regards,
Yahoo! Customer Care

[BadBeast]

[Cramulus]

some of you may enjoy answering this:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100519151127AA7wnxp

[BadBeast]

some of you may enjoy answering this:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100519151127AA7wnxp

Sorry Cram, got there too late to answer. You'd have got a better reaction if you posted it in R&S. (Full of Shitneck Fundy Demonslayers)

[BadBeast]

No response, so I Trolled my own Q with a backup account, and gave myself best answer.

[BadBeast]

Here's a bunch of links, (seeing as my images don't like to pasted)
They're all "Best Answers" because they are the only material I can get back from Yahoo, because the account has been Suspended.


hxxp://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091119200000AAfq4Y6

hxxp://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091123102145AAdLi99

hxxp://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091008163410AASBdn0

hxxp://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091002191246AAhvlGh

hxxp://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091011130235AA9NFyP

hxxp://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091204104642AAIEQn2

hxxp://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091204154716AAsO1rK

hxxp://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091215210210AAa2S9c

hxxp://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090508054339AA2UwO7

hxxp://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091201140942AAmgN6n

I'll post more if I can be arsed.

[BadBeast]

Latest Violation appeal.


Original Message Follows:
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Hello Judge BadBeast
It has been reported that you have posted content to Yahoo! Answers in violation of our Community Guidelines or Terms of Service. As a result, your content has been deleted. Community Guidelines and TOS help to keep Yahoo! Answers a safer and more useful community, so all users must follow these rules
Question: What should I wrap my mouth around?
Deleted Answer: A big, fat juicy c0ck. I've got one somewhere, that would be just the thing, but I put it down somewhere,and now it's run off to the chickenhouse to do that thing that c0cks do so well. ..................,, I'm afraid Beasty doesn't tread the Tradesman's tunnel, but thanks for the offer all the same.

Violation Reason: Sexually Explicit & Obscene Content
In Yahoo! Answers you may not post or request content or images that are obscene, sexually explicit or intended to sexually arouse. You may not use Yahoo! Answers to facilitate sexual solicitation, or ask and answer questions about how to obtain sex. If you receive a violation for the same offence, your account will be suspended...................,,,,-~^^ ~,,-,,,,_
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Violating the Community Guidelines or TOS may result in the deletion of the content, deduction of points or termination of your Answers account without warning. In extreme cases, violations may result in the termination of your Yahoo! ID, and consequently, access to all other Yahoo! services. If you feel this content was removed in error, please contact the Answers Customer Care team and tell us why. For more information, please see the Yahoo! Terms of Service and the Answers Community Guidelines.
Regards,
Yahoo! Customer Care

Dear Yahoo, I feel you have been a little draconian in the removal of my
answer. I will admit that my original answer contained mild and
un-explicit innuendo, in a "carry on" film style, but in no way could
this have been credibly
considered as an attempt to solicit sex, or to "sexually arouse"
anybody. You can't say that my answer was sexually arousing. In the
slightest.Nor was I explicit in my choice of words, or obscene in any
way. In fact, in the edit to the above answerer, (Rather politely, I
thought) I am declining an offer of sex. And doing so in a way that used
only euphemism, instead of explicit language. My intent here was quite
obviously not an attempt to "Arouse" anyone, or to procure sex, but to
do no more than titilate. In the sense that the question was asked. And
the big cock was not intended to "elicit a sexual response" just to add
innuendo again. I assure you there was no intent of solicitation, in the
slightest, and it can be plainly seen, that this was not my intent. So I
respectfully ask that it is re-posted.
Thank you, Judge Badbeast.

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Hello Judge BadBeast,

Thank you for writing to Yahoo! Answers Customer Care.

Your content was deleted for sexually explicit or offensive content.

In Yahoo! Answers you may not post, request or link to content or images
that are sexually explicit or otherwise offensive

On review of your case we have decided not to reinstate your content.

Please refer to the Answers Community Guidelines and Yahoo! Terms of
Service for further information on participating in Yahoo! Answers.

We appreciate your contribution to making Yahoo! Answers a valuable
knowledge search product.

Thank you again for contacting Yahoo! Answers Customer Care. Your case
number for this issue is ********. Please reference it in all future
communication about this particular issue.

Regards,

Antoine Green

Yahoo! Answers Customer Care
Bollocks!

[Ikelos]

As a result of your appeal, the people who reported your answer will have less influence when reporting abuse in the future.

[BadBeast]

Here's my favourite, a whiny letter I sent them, and their response.


Dear Team,
I would like to draw your attention to the worst outburst of malicious
and gratuitous reporting I have ever seen in here.
In the past week, dozens of accounts from the Religion and Spirituality
section have been suspended, some without any notification, and all with
no appeal process at all. This has been systematically perpetrated by an
organised Cadre of Top Reporters, from the Cats section, with  no reason
other than malice. They have been passing hit lists of targetted victims
between themselves, and openly gloating on the boards. People's whole
contact lists have been suspended, in a matter of days. There is also
the unsavoury fact that this is being done, with Yahoo Staff collusion.
Members of the Yahoo Staff, have been emailing Reporters in the Cats
section, who have supplied them with "Hitlists". Then the Staff have
suspended the users passed on to them. The main instigators of this
abuse, in the Cat's section are, Café Mocha Valencia,  Kitten Cat, Rapid
Fire, Slithren, glendawright91, and Khayos. There are more, too. The
members of Yahoo Staff who are colluding,
are Carmen, and Lou, apparently. I have a forwarded email, that was
sent by Rapid Fire, gloating about what they had done, to one of my
suspended contacts, naming the two members of staff involved in enabling
this concerted purge, (Carmen and Lou) I think when you look at the
extent of this bullying campaign, and the amount of undeserving victims
who have fallen to these people, it will be apparent what a huge abuse
of the reporting system is being perpetrated here. I think it would go a
long way to repairing the damage, if the victims of this campaign, were
at least given a fair chance at appeal, by the Appeals Team,
bearing in mind the nature and level of this abuse. I believe I'm doing
the right thing by
drawing your attention to this disgraceful behaviour, by a minority of
the community, and hope you can at least make sure it stops, here.
Yours Sincerely BadBeast

And their reply had me apoplectic

Dear BadBeast,

Thanks for writing to Yahoo! UKIE Answers Customer Care.

Your Yahoo! account was disabled pursuant to the Yahoo! Terms of Service
and or Community Guidelines as a condition of using the Yahoo! Answers.
The Terms of Service can be found at:

  http://uk.docs.yahoo.com/info/terms.html

and provides in relevant part: "You agree that Yahoo!, in its sole
discretion, may terminate your password, account (or any part of
thereof) or use of the Service, and remove and discard any Content
within the Service, for any reason, including, without limitation, for
lack of use or if Yahoo! may also in its sole discretion and at any time
discontinue providing the Service, or any part thereof, with or without
notice.  Your agree that any termination of your access to the Service
under any provision of this TOS may be effected without prior notice,
and acknowledge and agree that Yahoo! may immediately deactivate or
delete your account and all related information and files in your
account and/or bar any further access to such files or the Service."

You may read the Yahoo! Community Guidelines at:

  http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/info/community_guidelines

Thanks again for writing to Yahoo! UKIE Answers Customer Care.

Regards,

Franz Lee

The Yahoo! UKIE Answers Customer Care Team


Customer care my fat hairy balls!