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ATTN FRED

Started by hooplala, May 19, 2010, 11:49:28 PM

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hooplala

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

And why do you stomp on them and eat them raw when they DO appear?  
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

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