ECH's Obligatory "ITT Iam drunk.ask me anything" thread

[East Coast Hustle]

so....GO!

[BADGE OF HONOR]

in b4 "ANAL?"

[East Coast Hustle]

nope. too slow.

[East Coast Hustle]

wait, was that actually a question?

[BADGE OF HONOR]

No, I was just predicting that someone would say "ANAL?"

[Rumckle]

wait, was that actually a question?

What are you doing asking questions? We ask the questions around here.

So,
What have you been drinking?

[East Coast Hustle]

some mexican beer called Chupacabra.

also, southern Comfort.

also also, hashish, though that didn't involve so much drinking.

I'm thinking about snorting an ambien just to see if it works like that.

[Doktor Howl]

This thing hanging out of my ass...Yeah.  What is?

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Did you abort the ambien? Are you still alive? Also how do I sleep on a sofa that is even too small for a Pix? Anal?

[Vene]

in b4 "ANAL?"

So... rimjob okay?

[Nast]

in b4 "ANAL?"

So... rimjob okay?

That's a "sometimes food".

[East Coast Hustle]

This thing hanging out of my ass...Yeah.  What is?

you know those psycho letters you keep addressing to "Jim"?

that's Jim.

[East Coast Hustle]

Did you abort the ambien? Are you still alive? Also how do I sleep on a sofa that is even too small for a Pix? Anal?

No ambien snorting has taken place. I'm really trying to save them for sexy time. I hear ambien sex is awesome, and I intend to combine that with the bottle of viagra in my drug collection.

I mean, just because you don't NEED it doesn't mean you shouldn't do it anyway, right?

as for the sofa, hack the frame up with a hatchet and re-assemble it into a bedframe, stitch the cushions together into a makeshift mattress pad.

as for anal, well, I never gape and tell, y'know?

[East Coast Hustle]

in b4 "ANAL?"

So... rimjob okay?

suit yourself. Just be aware that I ate corn earlier.