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Attn: Fred aka Fredamir aka NoodleFred etc

Started by Mangrove, March 18, 2010, 07:43:45 PM

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Eater of Clowns

You all need to stop it, I'm in stitches!
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EoC makes creepy worse.

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Mangrove

Sew, if you keep needling the poor girl, this whole thread will unravel.

I thought the posters on this forum were cut from a different cloth.

If I were Fred, I would bolt from this discussion.

Perhaps she could send a text(ile) message from a cell foam?





ok...I'm done. Sorry  :oops:
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ


AFK

Maybe Fred was suffocated after she knitted an afghan.  

Would that count as an act of terrorism?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mangrove

Quote from: Fredamir Putin on April 02, 2010, 03:54:41 AM
i hate you all

:x

If it's any consolation, when I woke up at 4:35am, I didn't get back to sleep for many hours and was genuinely disturbed by the way in which you died in my subconscious.

What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Freeky

Quote from: Mangrove on April 02, 2010, 03:53:13 AM
Sew, if you keep needling the poor girl, this whole thread will unravel.

I thought the posters on this forum were cut from a different cloth.

If I were Fred, I would bolt from this discussion.

Perhaps she could send a text(ile) message from a cell foam?





ok...I'm done. Sorry  :oops:

I laughed really hard at that.

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Placid Dingo

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 02, 2010, 03:57:37 AM
Maybe Fred was suffocated after she knitted an afghan.  

Would that count as an act of terrorism?

No, but it might cause the Afghans to hound you.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Freeky

Quote from: Placid Dingo on May 22, 2010, 11:20:21 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 02, 2010, 03:57:37 AM
Maybe Fred was suffocated after she knitted an afghan.  

Would that count as an act of terrorism?

No, but it might cause the Afghans to hound you.

:lol:

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

you all ought to be taken behind the shed and shot  :argh!: