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Started by Freeky, May 29, 2010, 02:52:59 AM

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May 29, 2010, 02:52:59 AM Last Edit: May 29, 2010, 03:10:23 AM by Professor Freeky
And I can resist no longer. ITT, you give me tips on how to survive in a hot middle of nowhere place with a dog with nothing but a car.

So far I know I need

Water (lots)
Shade thing
Stuff to hold up the shade thing.
Dog and me food.
Clothes to cover up
Salty stuff
More water or gatorade or something


So I read a thing, and it was helpful. I'ma be using this thread when I get back to post pics experiences etc.

BADGE OF HONOR

#1
May 29, 2010, 02:54:13 AM
You'll need salt to replace what you lose sweating. 
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Vene

#2
May 29, 2010, 03:07:37 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 29, 2010, 02:54:13 AM
You'll need salt to replace what you lose sweating. 
Most food has a fair bit of salt in it.

Freeky

#3
May 29, 2010, 03:11:01 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 29, 2010, 02:54:13 AM
You'll need salt to replace what you lose sweating. 

Yes yes.

Rumckle

#4
May 29, 2010, 05:44:18 AM
Fun Fact:

Beer hydrates you faster than water. (of course you will need water afterwards, because alcohol makes you lose water)
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Freeky

#5
May 29, 2010, 06:24:13 AM
So what started out as a total adventure in the BFE of southern Arizona has turned into a cushy gig. If there's a space in the campsite I'm supposed to be going to, my parents are towing their RV down there for me to stay in this week, so they can use it next week.

Does it still count as adventure? :?

:sad:

Freeky

#7
May 29, 2010, 07:24:45 AM
As long as I don't spag out and sit inside all day.

Jasper

#8
May 29, 2010, 07:28:33 AM
Bring a slip'n'slide.  Act crestfallen when you can't find running water.

Freeky

#9
May 29, 2010, 07:33:17 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 29, 2010, 07:28:33 AM
Bring a slip'n'slide.  Act crestfallen when you can't find running water.

BAHAHAHA! Nice.

Salty

#10
May 29, 2010, 07:35:30 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 29, 2010, 07:28:33 AM
Bring a slip'n'slide. Act crestfallenStart dowsing optimistically when you can't find running water.

fixt.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Jasper

#11
May 29, 2010, 07:37:38 AM
What he said.  :lulz:

Also, when that fails, rain dance.

Freeky

#12
May 29, 2010, 05:21:56 PM
Swote, I have a site reserved.

If you all don't hear from me by Tuesday, I'm daed. Tell Dok I said hello!

Richter

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May 30, 2010, 03:29:19 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 29, 2010, 07:28:33 AM
Bring a slip'n'slide.  Act crestfallen when you can't find running water.

Fuck that noise. 

Refuse to let it stop you, and run the slip n slide with vaseline or other various lubricants, cooking oils, or food products.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Adios

#14
May 30, 2010, 04:27:37 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 30, 2010, 03:29:19 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 29, 2010, 07:28:33 AM
Bring a slip'n'slide.  Act crestfallen when you can't find running water.

Fuck that noise. 

Refuse to let it stop you, and run the slip n slide with vaseline or other various lubricants, cooking oils, or food products.

Kinky.
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