ATTN Resident Deities

[Freeky]

Oh look, it's summer. I wonder if we'll have some more fires here.

Who's the deity in charge of those?

Does this position belong to anyone? If not, is there an application process? I would like to apply.

My qualifications and experience are as follows:


Once, when I was like, eight or nine, me and a friend built a bonfire in my house's fireplace, in order to throw this stuff on it to make the flames change colors.

I have a tendency to flare up in rage over small shit, and then quickly burn down, much like fire.

Big goddamn sexy boots.



Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Professor Freeky

[Requia ☣]

Big goddamn sexy boots.

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[Jasper]

I don't mind who gets the job, I just need religious justification for the shit I do on the 4th.

[Freeky]

Works fine on my comp. :/

Sig: 

[Freeky]

Better?

[Requia ☣]

Yes, also those boots do indeed qualify you for goddess of fire.

[Dysnomia]

Yes you qualify.  Just plz to keep the fires away from where I keep my horse, kthx!  Evacuation DONOTWANT!!  Esp since it's a gorgeous facility, and I quite enjoy the tree lined gallop track to not be...smoldering.   


Yours truly,
Lizzay
Evil Hrosie Goddess of Earthquakes

[Suu]

As the self-proclaimed Goddess of any weather that involves sirens and red flags, you're free to take fire.

[Freeky]

Yes you qualify.  Just plz to keep the fires away from where I keep my horse, kthx!  Evacuation DONOTWANT!!  Esp since it's a gorgeous facility, and I quite enjoy the tree lined gallop track to not be...smoldering.  


Yours truly,
Lizzay
Evil Hrosie Goddess of Earthquakes

As the self-proclaimed Goddess of any weather that involves sirens and red flags, you're free to take fire.

Excellent.  

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I was gonna say that I'm probably technically in charge of fire around here, but honestly I probably get enough of it.

I am, however, ready to relinquish my title as goddess of bad decision-making.

[BabylonHoruv]

I'm the god of doorways.  I know it hasn't been formally declared here before but it's a title I've held since college.

Definitely has nothing to do with fire however, although doorways do sometimes burn down.

[Adios]

Since I have probably said it more than anyone else I am the God of "Oh Shit"

[Richter]

Accidental laceration, improvisation, unblinking stares

[Freeky]

Well, if we're DECLARING what we're deities of, I'm also the goddess of BENDZ YUOR SPACE/TIME HORNY.

[Dimocritus]

Better?

*drools...

oh! Hi. Sorry about that.

I call volcanoes...