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ITT, Autoarchaeology - or, how PD found me and what it did to me once it did.

Started by tyrannosaurus vex, May 29, 2010, 03:47:52 AM

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tyrannosaurus vex

This could be some kind of warning to noobs, but it isn't. It's just my narcissism making sweet love to my nostalgia.

In my first days on the PD, I was incredibly mystical and very sympathetic to flowers.

It was so bad in fact that not only did I change my nickname, I made a whole new account so I could shed my nooby ways.

The reason I have been around for so long and yet have such a low post count is because, when I blather every time I feel like opening my mouth, this is what happens.

The point of this post being that some people say it is better to shut your mouth and be thought an idiot than to open it and remove all doubt, and some people disagree. You'll find the latter group to be comprised of complete idiots.

I guess what I'm really trying to say is, I hate you for taking away my True Discordianism, PD!
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

P3nT4gR4m

Heh! When I joined here it was right off the back of a gnosis trip, itself the successor to a fluffy neopagan interlude. I'd managed to convince myself that what I'd believed for the last few years was bullshit but I was still carrying a bit of reality tunnel baggage. Like the infamous "Moon Thread" f'rinstance  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Rumckle

 :lulz:

I read the moon thread last week and you seemed like a different person p3nt.

eta:
Also I think my posts have become more stupid since I joined.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Requia ☣

Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

P3nT4gR4m

I had a look for it when I posted that but I think it's gone. A lot of my older posts seem to be missing. LMNO reposted it HERE tho   :oops:

ETA: Holy shit, I used to be quite good! What the fuck happened to me  :x

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

eighteen buddha strike

For better or worse, KYFMS is a rule I've taken to heart wholly.

Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Requia ☣

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 29, 2010, 03:46:13 PM
Heh! When I joined here it was right off the back of a gnosis trip, itself the successor to a fluffy neopagan interlude. I'd managed to convince myself that what I'd believed for the last few years was bullshit but I was still carrying a bit of reality tunnel baggage. Like the infamous "Moon Thread" f'rinstance  :lulz:

Ok, I give, how the heck did you go from Gnosticism to the moon thread, or were you just *still* carrying around the neopagan stuff?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

P3nT4gR4m

I'd picked up the moon stuff from crowley's moonchild and took the whole thing about filling in a hole as fact. Yeah I know ... Crowley ... fact ... lol. But that was pretty much it.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

the last yatto

whats a phodtion, and why does it vex you so?
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

AFK

It's always interesting to look back.  I don't think my first posts exist anymore.  It was 5 years in May since I had joined.  ZOMG 5!!!!  I'm pretty different now too.  I don't really contribute much anymore.  Just kind of exist most of the time. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

hooplala

I was a douchebag when I first joined here... I wish I could say a lot had changed.  :x
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Adios


BadBeast

Confession time, I didn't do any lurking, just jumped in. Carefully though, I think.  In fact, I "lurk moar" now than I ever did.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: BadBeast on June 01, 2010, 04:49:28 PM
Confession time, I didn't do any lurking, just jumped in. Carefully though, I think.  In fact, I "lurk moar" now than I ever did.

Same here.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark