ITT We call Bullshit

[BadBeast]

Alcohol free beer! What kind of a fucked up misanthropic shitpipe thought that one up?

And fucking "Grape Nuts". They are wholly bullshit, neither grape, nor nut, yet they claim to be both. They are in fact, bits of stale gravel, and harder than teeth.

[Dimocritus]

Alcohol free beer! What kind of a fucked up misanthropic shitpipe thought that one up?

Agree'd. That is total bullshit.

Manure. Now that is also total bullshit.

[BadBeast]

Alcohol free beer! What kind of a fucked up misanthropic shitpipe thought that one up?

Agree'd. That is total bullshit.

Manure. Now that is also total bullshit.

I spent a couple of hours this afternoon digging manure into a garden, and that was total Horseshit. I saw it fall from the horse myself.

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Alcohol free beer! What kind of a fucked up misanthropic shitpipe thought that one up?

And fucking "Grape Nuts". They are wholly bullshit, neither grape, nor nut, yet they claim to be both. They are in fact, bits of stale gravel, and harder than teeth.

Bullshit.

Every time I eat Grape Nuts and bust a nut, it's exactly the volume of a grape.

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Raisens. Some asshole left perfectly good grapes in the sun too long and shoved them in a box? Fuck that bullshit.

Also, paradigm shifting. And snapple.

Bullshit.

My paradigm finally shifted after being backed up for days thanks to raisins and snapple.

[BadBeast]

World War one being called "The Great War". What utter bullshit. Surely WWII, with it's superior
weaponry, more participant Countries, and more memorable leaders was far greater than WWI?
The planning was better, the bombs were better, the guns were better, the Uniforms, everything about it, really.
WWI, Tactics consisted of sitting in muddy fields for years on end, shooting at each other with
crappy antique guns. What was so "great" about that then?

[Jasper]

For that matter, why the fuck are my grandparents part of the Greatest Generation?

Sure, I may never have met anyone from that time who ISN'T awesome, but a bit of humility?

Fuckin' bullshit.

[-Kel-]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t63xY0VwLJU

[BadBeast]

And why is the "World Series" called the World Series when it's only ever America that takes part?  Lot of old bullshit, that is!

[Triple Zero]

0800 BULL SHIT

[Jasper]

1800 is a superior toll-free prepend.

And even THAT'S bullshit.

[LMNO]

MAGNETS.



How the fuck do they work? 


I call bullshit.

[BadBeast]

I second that!

[Iason Ouabache]

World War one being called "The Great War". What utter bullshit. Surely WWII, with it's superior
weaponry, more participant Countries, and more memorable leaders was far greater than WWI?
The planning was better, the bombs were better, the guns were better, the Uniforms, everything about it, really.
WWI, Tactics consisted of sitting in muddy fields for years on end, shooting at each other with
crappy antique guns. What was so "great" about that then?

And while we're at it, I'm calling bullshit on all civil wars. There is truly nothing "civil" about war.

[Vene]

World War one being called "The Great War". What utter bullshit. Surely WWII, with it's superior
weaponry, more participant Countries, and more memorable leaders was far greater than WWI?
The planning was better, the bombs were better, the guns were better, the Uniforms, everything about it, really.
WWI, Tactics consisted of sitting in muddy fields for years on end, shooting at each other with
crappy antique guns. What was so "great" about that then?

And while we're at it, I'm calling bullshit on all civil wars. There is truly nothing "civil" about war.

I had a civil war once. We took breaks for tea and make small talk with each other. And even though it fucking hurt to get shot, at least they would apologize.