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Started by MedeoPlusPlus, August 07, 2003, 12:41:31 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#3285
June 05, 2010, 08:14:21 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 08:12:24 PM
Do you want to go and see if they have decomposed properly?
 

Wouldn't meticulous calendar keeping do the job?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#3286
June 05, 2010, 08:26:15 PM
Are you a meticulous calender keeper? (Because I'm not even sure what year it is)
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#3287
June 05, 2010, 08:28:10 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 08:26:15 PM
Are you a meticulous calender keeper? (Because I'm not even sure what year it is)

Couldn't you find out from the timestamp on the posts?
Whoa, when did it become 2010?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#3288
June 05, 2010, 09:15:24 PM
Is it Ten past eight already?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#3289
June 05, 2010, 09:17:45 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 09:15:24 PM
Is it Ten past eight already?

Is England only 4 hours ahead of New England right now?
Isn't it usually 5?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#3290
June 05, 2010, 09:36:03 PM
Do they still measure that time stuff in hours over there then?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#3291
June 05, 2010, 09:39:41 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 09:36:03 PM
Do they still measure that time stuff in hours over there then?

Along with minutes and seconds, why did UK switch to metric time?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#3292
June 05, 2010, 09:49:23 PM
How many fingers do you have then?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#3293
June 05, 2010, 10:01:47 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 09:49:23 PM
How many fingers do you have then?

Do thumbs count?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#3294
June 05, 2010, 10:14:00 PM
Are they your own thumbs? (if so, then yes)
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Golden Applesauce

#3295
June 05, 2010, 11:02:37 PM
BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO ?
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

Placid Dingo

#3296
June 06, 2010, 11:18:08 AM
Aren't there four more Buffalos in that sentence than should be there for it to make sense?
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

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#3297
June 06, 2010, 11:31:38 PM
Are you thinking of this?

P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Golden Applesauce

#3298
June 07, 2010, 01:40:14 AM
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

Jasper

#3299
June 07, 2010, 01:41:31 AM
 I heard you like....mudkips?

Shit I dunno.
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