Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.

[Doktor Howl]

Okay, all.  As a writing exercise, I have begun writing horribly disturbed letters to everyone on the MSY mailing list (or rather, to everyone who didn't tell me to kill their PI to avoid this shit, which means everyone is still on the list, so far).  No two letters will be the same, and my goal is 5/week.

If you didn't buy an MSY, but still want to be included in horrible shit that would make Anthony Comstock shit his pants, PM me your address.  You will then receive 1 depraved letter (or maybe more than a letter, if I can find an object that properly expresses how I feel about you) every 6 weeks or so.  I will also reply to any replies I get, as I have time (over and above the 5 letters/week).  

For those who wish to participate - or if I get your address by any means, no matter how shady - bear in mind the spirit of the exercise here, and rest assured that I (probably) will NOT actually show up at your house wearing nothing but a loincloth, a Samoan war club, and a slaphappy grin.

You will not be told in advance when a letter is sent.

When I finish the first set of letters, and begin the second, I will post the first run of letters here, along with any responses I get (unless you ask me not to).

Okay for now,
Dok

ETA:  Running totals:

Completed:

Kel & Badge*
Kai*
Nonpublished
Fred
Cram
Richter*
Devil Squirrel (old member)
Nigel
Remington*
Charley Brown*
Thurna
Syn
Alty
Nast*
LMNO*
Vexation
Dimo
Net*
Cainad*
Bella/HFLS
Doktor Vitriol
Squid*
Jenne*
Hoops
Pixie
Triple Zero
Badbeast*
Faust*
Payne*
Lizzay
Risus
ECH
Iason*
Suu*
Khara*
Stella
Michal
EoC*
Telarus
Sigmatic
Iptuous
Captain Utopia
Babylon Horuv
Peleus
Sister Gothique
Tactically Evil Dan
Bones
Nephew Twiddington*
Burns
Daruko
Iron Sulfide*
Hat
Uncle Dad

Asterixes mean I have recevied some sort of snail mail response.  I will only be doing a second mailing based on people who have responded, and only those responses which some snail mail (Emails, PMs, and posts here don't count).

Non-completed:

Muir
EBS
Roaring Biscuit
Rumckle
BDS
Lysergic
Nurse Rhizome

[Cainad (dec.)]

This is some exciting shit. I look forward to mine, and to writing a response.

[Doktor Howl]

This is some exciting shit. I look forward to mine, and to writing a response.

If I already have your info, I am apparently confused.  PM me your real name, and I'll correct the records.  If not, send me the info, and I'll include you.

[Remington]

brb bracing for impact

[Doktor Howl]

brb bracing for impact

I'm still waiting for your revenge.

[Eater of Clowns]

Man, I'm really glad I used a nursing home address for the MSY shipment.

[Doktor Howl]

Man, I'm really glad I used a nursing home address for the MSY shipment.

No fair hurling old people in the way.

[Vene]

So, I showed this to my SO, who now wants to pat you on the head and coo.

[Faust]

My real name wasn't the paypal one, the one you want is on my facebook page. Looking forward to it, I'm too much of a nobody to get hate mail otherwise.

[Doktor Howl]

My real name wasn't the paypal one, the one you want is on my facebook page. Looking forward to it, I'm too much of a nobody to get hate mail otherwise.

No gots FB.  PM or GTFO.

[Doktor Howl]

So, I showed this to my SO, who now wants to pat you on the head and coo.

Step inside.

[Cramulus]

  sign me up, doc. The abovenamed Anthony is a distant relative of mine, I will be appalled in his absence.

[Doktor Howl]

sign me up, doc. The abovenamed Anthony is a distant relative of mine, I will be appalled in his absence.

Done.

[Eater of Clowns]

Man, I'm really glad I used a nursing home address for the MSY shipment.

No fair hurling old people in the way.

Well I live within a couple blocks of a school, so really I'm saving the children.

[Doktor Howl]

Man, I'm really glad I used a nursing home address for the MSY shipment.

No fair hurling old people in the way.

Well I live within a couple blocks of a school, so really I'm saving the children.