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Hollywood Facepalm no. 1,000,000,000,010

Started by P3nT4gR4m, June 08, 2010, 02:42:47 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

June 08, 2010, 02:42:47 PM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hooplala

#1
June 08, 2010, 02:44:57 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 08, 2010, 02:42:47 PM
JUST FUCKING SHOOT ME ALREADY :argh!:

Faye Dunaway on Hilary Duff playing Bonnie: "Couldn't they at least cast a real actress?"
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"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Adios

#2
June 08, 2010, 02:45:20 PM
Hollywood needs to be flushed until they can make original movies instead of constantly remaking other peoples stuff.

P3nT4gR4m

#3
June 08, 2010, 02:52:39 PM
TBH I been hoping for a remake of this for years. The original is one of my favourite films of all time but historically I think the the only thing they got accurate was the names of the two main characters. The real story has always fascinated me too and I figured Scorcese or Oliver Stone or maybe Clint Eastwood could do it justice. Now I'm going to watch this just to see those two talentless fucks taking a couple of hundred bullets at the end. Although it wouldn't surprise me if they changed the ending and left it open for a fucking sequel.  :x

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Nephew Twiddleton

#4
June 08, 2010, 02:52:39 PM
Oh that made my head hurt.

When's this big earthquake coming? The whole thing just needs to go into the Pacific.
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AFK

#5
June 08, 2010, 03:30:54 PM
Was Miley Cyrus tied up? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

P3nT4gR4m

#6
June 08, 2010, 03:32:44 PM
Yeah, rumour as it she's playing Marlon Brando in a musical remake of Apocalypse Now

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

AFK

#7
June 08, 2010, 03:34:42 PM
Well, she did want to land a big role. 

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