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This could be the best video game movie remake ever...

Started by Suu, June 08, 2010, 09:46:06 PM

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Suu

June 08, 2010, 09:46:06 PM
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#1
June 08, 2010, 09:59:43 PM
I don't even like the Mortal Kombat games but if that's gonna be a movie it's got my interest.
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Suu

#2
June 08, 2010, 10:18:40 PM
If not, that's an expensive ass publicity stunt by Capcom to hire those actors.
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#3
June 08, 2010, 10:20:38 PM
Needs more Kano.

*tears out somebody's spine*

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#4
June 08, 2010, 10:29:40 PM
So a movie about a bunch of self mutilating psycopaths killing each other?

I think I need to see that.
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#5
June 08, 2010, 10:33:28 PM
Hrmmm. I think I like this.
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#6
June 08, 2010, 10:44:09 PM
Jeri Ryan :fap:

Oh yeah and insane fucking carnage  :fap: :fap:

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#7
June 09, 2010, 05:36:32 AM
At fist I was like  :|  (cause I don't like the over acting by the cop guy)

Then I was like "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

Lies

#8
June 09, 2010, 06:12:53 AM
oooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH SHIT YEAH
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- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
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Suu

#9
June 09, 2010, 02:13:06 PM
They didn't show anything of Sub-Zero, and kept with the canon that Scorpion accidentally killed his brother instead of him. So the story IS there, but it's completely re-worked into a violent crime concept.

I can't WAIT to see Goro.
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#10
June 09, 2010, 02:40:39 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 08, 2010, 10:20:38 PM
Needs more Kano.

*tears out somebody's spine*

Kano tore out hearts.  Sub Zero was the spine remover.

Quote from: Suu on June 09, 2010, 02:13:06 PM
They didn't show anything of Sub-Zero, and kept with the canon that Scorpion accidentally killed his brother instead of him. So the story IS there, but it's completely re-worked into a violent crime concept.

I can't WAIT to see Goro.

The Rock.  :horrormirth:
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#11
June 09, 2010, 02:42:00 PM
That kind of works... I always though Goro was gay.

East Coast Hustle

#12
June 09, 2010, 02:46:02 PM
The Rock is the shit. Best actor of his generation, I'll venture to say.
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

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#13
June 09, 2010, 02:48:19 PM
His work in Get Smart was a masterpiece.

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#14
June 09, 2010, 05:44:03 PM
 :lulz:
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