ATTN, BRITSPAGS: A noble attempt, but you're still not as angry as me.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

But nice try.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLeW3tsywrs&feature=player_embedded

[Requia ☣]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTAQjQRh3lY&feature=related I swear to god I've had that call... except I think I managed to be slightly less of an idiot than the Dell guy.

[BadBeast]

Australian Satanists are far angrier than everyone else put together! Here's some hatemail I got from one. (All I said was that Satan was a Goblin or something.)  


masterbelial666   
hahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahahah u pommy faggot u really make me laugh
with ya words like bollocks and nubbin fucking hilarious the funniest word i've ever seen u pommy fucks really know how to make people laugh and thats why u are all a fucking joke fuck u poms u are all maggots. why don't u just go have a cup of tea and some bikkies with ya mum then after that go and fuck her up the arse and while ya at it u might as well ask your dad to join in and he can fuck u up the arse wouldn't that be jolly oh yeah and fuck the QUEEN be honest it did get to u i know how all u cunts just love that old decaying piece of turd bitch and fuck ya "cuntry"
ENGLAND its a fucked cuntry small little desolate wasteland of an island thats what it is an over crowed island full of pommy worms and hahahaha to ya cuntry for all those TERRORIST attacks they should of killed more of u pommy faggots oh well next time i suppose fuck u fuck the queen fuck ya cuntry and fuck your life and who's the one who's the faggot call me cockboy thats just gay man makes u to be the one who is the fag not me i think u seriously got some issues going on like u know gay tendencies i'm not interested in ya gay advances towards me but all the same i'm flattered least to say looking forward to ya next message can't wait i hope it is more insulting then this one for this one was just lame u have to try harder if u really want to get to me u litte faggot pommy bitch hahahaahahaahahaahahahaahahahaahahaahahahaahahahahahaahahahah

Don't they teach punctuation in Australia? I'm so angry!  

Anyway, I took the time to write him one back, pointing out that he wasn't going to make any friends carrying on like that. Oh, and I called him "Jesus's little cockboy" and suggested he was in the Church Choir, in order to learn how to suck cocks. I called him a Christian too, and he didn't seem to like that either.

masterbelial666   
i'm no christian cunt fuck u, u pathetic worm
would christian say this motherfucker go and kill ya self u fucked up retarded piece of maggot shit fuck ya mother for giving birth to u she is just a slut and i know that she made a big mistake giving birth to u fucking worm call me a christian cunt i swear that if i saw ya face i would fucking stab u so many times that u would be nothing more then a bloody pile of fucking pus blood and mush fuck u fuck ya mother fuck ya father fuck everyone that u know all of u just fucking die call me a christian cunt i wish i could meet u i would fucking destroy u seriously and u know what fuck friends who needs them the fucking leeches they all fucking are i am proud to admit i have no friends and thats the way it will atay so once again fuck u and die hail satan hail satan hail satan

It must be really frustrating having all that vitriol and bile inside, and no punctuation skills whatsoever. 

I went to his you tube channel, and he was really committed to Satan. In his info it said "and I love Lord Satan, a lot"
And I thought Fuck him! I'm going to respond in type, so I gave him a piece of my mind, just to clarify my position, and what I thought of him.

Dear Cockboy,

You really are a sad sack of shit! You think you're going to come at me, with a knife? I'll take it straight off you and cut your ugly fucking snout off! You Jesus loving Choirboy! Who do you think you're talking to? Is that the same sewage filled mouth you use to lick your mothers rancid slop pot cunt out with?

She must have cut her own fucking womb out when she saw what slopped out of the abortion clinics bucket and followed her home!
As for Insulting my country? You must be mistaking me for someone who gives a rats arse! Sat there in your sewage caked shit hole, with your fuckin' mad fantasies of Lord Santa,(i love him a lot!) Take your fucking Mummys stained scuzzy gusseted panties off your head, and stick em up your rent boy faggot TULIP ARSE! WANKING AWAY THERE LIKE A FUCKING CIRCUS CHIMP! You Virgin!

Jesus is the only one who loves you, he's got a special place for you in Heaven, only you will be the only fucking one there, you sick vomit breathed crack addled ROCK SPIDER! But first they are going to catch you and stick you in a fucking prison cell for fifty years for fucking little children, you Nonce! And even then, Jesus will love you. A lot! But not before the rest of the locked up Nonces take turns at you every single day of your miserable wasted life, till you are just the fucking spunk bucket for any depraved monster, that you sicken with every breath you take.

But still Jesus loves you, no matter what. Jesus loves you more than that fuckin LOSER GOBLIN eared GAYBOY Satan shitpipe! Jesus will come down from heaven, and GOBLIN will run away, and you will say "IM SORRY LORD JESUS, TAKE ME HOME TO HEAVEN!" And Jesus Christ, will look at you and say, "WE GOT NO ROOM FOR NO ROCK SPIDER NONCE KIDDY FUCKERS LIKE YOU IN HEAVEN", then you will cry like a little girl, sobbing away, and then, because JESUS STILL LOVES YOU, he will give you a blunt bit of old tin can, and say "KILL YOURSELF, I LOVE YOU, KILL YOURSELF, NO-ONE WILL LOVE YOU LIKE jESUS"
SO YOU SLASH YOUR OWN THROAT, BUT ONLY WET SLOPPY GOBLIN SHIT RUNS IN YOUR VEINS, and you have to face the rest of your life being fucked by JESUS, WHO LOVES YOU. A LOT!
Love from BadBeast.

Shortly after that, his account was deleted at you-tube, for being such a thick cunt about punctuation, so I didn't hear from him after that. I kinda miss him too. I was just getting to like him!

[Lies]

Hey fuck off they do teach punctuation in australia you racist bigot just because a few of us dont use it doesnt mean all of us dont u litte faggot pommy bitch hahahaahahaahahaahahahaahahahaahahaahahahaahahaha hahaahahahah

[BadBeast]

Hey fuck off they do teach punctuation in australia you racist bigot just because a few of us dont use it doesnt mean all of us dont u litte faggot pommy bitch hahahaahahaahahaahahahaahahahaahahaahahahaahahaha hahaahahahah

Ha! It really is you!  (Can tell by the puntuation again) But I can't stop and trade insults with you colonial riff raff all day,  I'm meeting the Queen and the Greek shortly at the Palace for a spot of Tiffin. Toodle pip.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Its the Greek's birthday today Beast old bean.

[BadBeast]

Then I shall find something special and give it to him, after the Port and Cheese.  
Thing is, blood drinking, shapeshifting Reptiles are so difficult to buy presents for.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

A kitten for lunch maybe?

[BadBeast]

He'd only go and do something horribly inapprropriate with it, like try to eat it with his fishknife, or serve it up with a Sauvignon, instead of a Sancerre. I'll just get him a nice pot of
mealworms like I did last year. He eats them like they were Bombay mix. For all his position, and his airs and graces, he's still little more than a Pirate or a Gangster, and has the lack of manners to prove it. 

[P3nT4gR4m]

He knows how to insult Johnny foreigner tho. Can't take that away from him.

[BadBeast]

He knows how to insult Johnny foreigner tho. Can't take that away from him.

I wouldn't even try to take anything away from him! (Look what happened to Diana! All because she took a sausage off his dinner plate!)  And he is Johnny Foreigner. And so is his wife, and her whole Family, come to think of it. At least he acts like you'd expect your Aristocrats to act, doesn't try to be PC, or even pretend that he gives a flying fuck!
He should get a Knighthood or something.

[Placid Dingo]

Awww, I love my country.

Australia, represent!

And he is Johnny Foreigner. And so is his wife, and her whole Family, come to think of it.

Shhh, don't tell anyone (it's kind of a secret; if we say it too loudly we might have to feel bad for being scared of funny people from 'other places'.)

[BadBeast]

Are you referring to the fact that his Mother lays eggs, in water?
(If you're not, please ignore this post)

[Lies]

Awww, I love my country.

Australia, represent!

And he is Johnny Foreigner. And so is his wife, and her whole Family, come to think of it.

Shhh, don't tell anyone (it's kind of a secret; if we say it too loudly we might have to feel bad for being scared of funny people from 'other places'.)

Oh! Another Aussie! Awesome! Represent~!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Australian Satanists are far angrier than everyone else put together! Here's some hatemail I got from one. (All I said was that Satan was a Goblin or something.)  


masterbelial666   
hahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahahah u pommy faggot u really make me laugh
with ya words like bollocks and nubbin fucking hilarious the funniest word i've ever seen u pommy fucks really know how to make people laugh and thats why u are all a fucking joke fuck u poms u are all maggots. why don't u just go have a cup of tea and some bikkies with ya mum then after that go and fuck her up the arse and while ya at it u might as well ask your dad to join in and he can fuck u up the arse wouldn't that be jolly oh yeah and fuck the QUEEN be honest it did get to u i know how all u cunts just love that old decaying piece of turd bitch and fuck ya "cuntry"
ENGLAND its a fucked cuntry small little desolate wasteland of an island thats what it is an over crowed island full of pommy worms and hahahaha to ya cuntry for all those TERRORIST attacks they should of killed more of u pommy faggots oh well next time i suppose fuck u fuck the queen fuck ya cuntry and fuck your life and who's the one who's the faggot call me cockboy thats just gay man makes u to be the one who is the fag not me i think u seriously got some issues going on like u know gay tendencies i'm not interested in ya gay advances towards me but all the same i'm flattered least to say looking forward to ya next message can't wait i hope it is more insulting then this one for this one was just lame u have to try harder if u really want to get to me u litte faggot pommy bitch hahahaahahaahahaahahahaahahahaahahaahahahaahahahahahaahahahah

Don't they teach punctuation in Australia? I'm so angry!  

Anyway, I took the time to write him one back, pointing out that he wasn't going to make any friends carrying on like that. Oh, and I called him "Jesus's little cockboy" and suggested he was in the Church Choir, in order to learn how to suck cocks. I called him a Christian too, and he didn't seem to like that either.

masterbelial666   
i'm no christian cunt fuck u, u pathetic worm
would christian say this motherfucker go and kill ya self u fucked up retarded piece of maggot shit fuck ya mother for giving birth to u she is just a slut and i know that she made a big mistake giving birth to u fucking worm call me a christian cunt i swear that if i saw ya face i would fucking stab u so many times that u would be nothing more then a bloody pile of fucking pus blood and mush fuck u fuck ya mother fuck ya father fuck everyone that u know all of u just fucking die call me a christian cunt i wish i could meet u i would fucking destroy u seriously and u know what fuck friends who needs them the fucking leeches they all fucking are i am proud to admit i have no friends and thats the way it will atay so once again fuck u and die hail satan hail satan hail satan

It must be really frustrating having all that vitriol and bile inside, and no punctuation skills whatsoever. 

I went to his you tube channel, and he was really committed to Satan. In his info it said "and I love Lord Satan, a lot"
And I thought Fuck him! I'm going to respond in type, so I gave him a piece of my mind, just to clarify my position, and what I thought of him.

Dear Cockboy,

You really are a sad sack of shit! You think you're going to come at me, with a knife? I'll take it straight off you and cut your ugly fucking snout off! You Jesus loving Choirboy! Who do you think you're talking to? Is that the same sewage filled mouth you use to lick your mothers rancid slop pot cunt out with?

She must have cut her own fucking womb out when she saw what slopped out of the abortion clinics bucket and followed her home!
As for Insulting my country? You must be mistaking me for someone who gives a rats arse! Sat there in your sewage caked shit hole, with your fuckin' mad fantasies of Lord Santa,(i love him a lot!) Take your fucking Mummys stained scuzzy gusseted panties off your head, and stick em up your rent boy faggot TULIP ARSE! WANKING AWAY THERE LIKE A FUCKING CIRCUS CHIMP! You Virgin!

Jesus is the only one who loves you, he's got a special place for you in Heaven, only you will be the only fucking one there, you sick vomit breathed crack addled ROCK SPIDER! But first they are going to catch you and stick you in a fucking prison cell for fifty years for fucking little children, you Nonce! And even then, Jesus will love you. A lot! But not before the rest of the locked up Nonces take turns at you every single day of your miserable wasted life, till you are just the fucking spunk bucket for any depraved monster, that you sicken with every breath you take.

But still Jesus loves you, no matter what. Jesus loves you more than that fuckin LOSER GOBLIN eared GAYBOY Satan shitpipe! Jesus will come down from heaven, and GOBLIN will run away, and you will say "IM SORRY LORD JESUS, TAKE ME HOME TO HEAVEN!" And Jesus Christ, will look at you and say, "WE GOT NO ROOM FOR NO ROCK SPIDER NONCE KIDDY FUCKERS LIKE YOU IN HEAVEN", then you will cry like a little girl, sobbing away, and then, because JESUS STILL LOVES YOU, he will give you a blunt bit of old tin can, and say "KILL YOURSELF, I LOVE YOU, KILL YOURSELF, NO-ONE WILL LOVE YOU LIKE jESUS"
SO YOU SLASH YOUR OWN THROAT, BUT ONLY WET SLOPPY GOBLIN SHIT RUNS IN YOUR VEINS, and you have to face the rest of your life being fucked by JESUS, WHO LOVES YOU. A LOT!
Love from BadBeast.

Shortly after that, his account was deleted at you-tube, for being such a thick cunt about punctuation, so I didn't hear from him after that. I kinda miss him too. I was just getting to like him!