the ketchup issue is...

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Ranch dressing or GTFO.

Ranch on burgers, pizza, fries, wings, and sometimes salad.


-Suu
Sometimes so Floridian she shits alligators. Mmm...Fried gator tail in ranch...

My keyboardist does this too, especially with pizza

Yah, we do too, ranch and hot sauce are the biggest condiments in my house.  Always have been.  I don't eat it on pizza but the kids do.  Spaghetti, mac n cheese, toasted ravioli, just about everything....

Definitely down with the hot sauce. The hotter, the better. Also a fan of A1 or HP.

[Triple Zero]

I think your problem is that you're using ketchup, while you should be using catsup.

this

eh?

I tried looking it up, but wikipedia lists catsup and ketchup as synonyms?

Is there a difference?



either way, ketchup is awesome. other sauces too, but ketchup is damn awesome.

[LMNO]

It was a joke.  Some people have a spelling preference, and get bothered when you use the one they don't like.


I'm not one of those people, I was just trying for a but of funnay.

Guess it didn't work.   

[AFK]

It is really confusing when you are a young lad growing up near the Canadian border.  The commercials on American TV calling it ketchup and the commercials on Canadian TV calling it catsup.  I didn't know who to believe.   

[hooplala]

It was a joke.  Some people have a spelling preference, and get bothered when you use the one they don't like.


I'm not one of those people, I was just trying for a but of funnay.

Guess it didn't work.   

I disagree.  It made me laugh.

[AFK]

Trip is just a little be-heinz on his global condiment knowledge.  He needs to play ketchup. 

 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Why all the condiment elitism? Ketchup has a place on the condiment shelf. Diversity is good!

[Dimocritus]

Three pages for ketchup, eh? Personally, I refuse to eat it. It's serf food. BBQ sauce, hot sauce, anything but ketchup.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Three pages for ketchup, eh? Personally, I refuse to eat it. It's serf food. BBQ sauce, hot sauce, anything but ketchup.

Classist! 

[AFK]

Three pages for ketchup, eh? Personally, I refuse to eat it. It's serf food. BBQ sauce, hot sauce, anything but ketchup.

Nah, I think ketchup is more for terf food.  Tartar sauce is more in line for serf food. 

[Triple Zero]

It was a joke.  Some people have a spelling preference, and get bothered when you use the one they don't like.


I'm not one of those people, I was just trying for a but of funnay.

Guess it didn't work.   

I DIDNT KNOW

IM SORRY

HA HA HA HA HA

SEE? IM RETRO ACTIVELY LAUGHING TO MAKE UP FOR IT

HA HA

[Dimocritus]

Three pages for ketchup, eh? Personally, I refuse to eat it. It's serf food. BBQ sauce, hot sauce, anything but ketchup.

Classist! 

Troof be told, I will eat ketchup on fast food burgers because I don't want to run the risk of them fucking up my order by making a special request. Simple things can really screw with the minds of (some) fast-food workers.

Three pages for ketchup, eh? Personally, I refuse to eat it. It's serf food. BBQ sauce, hot sauce, anything but ketchup.

Nah, I think ketchup is more for terf food.  Tartar sauce is more in line for serf food. 

[LMNO]

It was a joke.  Some people have a spelling preference, and get bothered when you use the one they don't like.


I'm not one of those people, I was just trying for a but of funnay.

Guess it didn't work.   

I DIDNT KNOW

IM SORRY

HA HA HA HA HA

SEE? IM RETRO ACTIVELY LAUGHING TO MAKE UP FOR IT

HA HA

CAN IT, DUTCHSPAG.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

ROASTED TOMATO COMPOTE, BITCHES.

Why would you ruin delicious savory roasted tomatoes with sugar syrup?!?!


Also we put Crystal sauce on everything. or sriracha if we're out of that.
Personally I like chipotles or chipotle mayo on a burger. It tastes good with the meat.

[LMNO]

No, no no.


Sweat miripoix, add tomatoes and olives, a little anchovy paste for depth, and then cook it down until most of the liquid is gone.